We Should Start a Band

On their debut album Witch Ones Stain, the hipsters are getting decked out in their holiday finest and hitting the town. Nothing says Hipster Halloween like some pun sized costumes, a few highbrow references, and a lot of innuendo. Grab your face paint and replica cane, but leave the glitter for now, as the crew heads deeper into the haunted woods of spooky season.

Music: Dead Spawn and It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Don't Hide In Trees, the hipsters are sneaking into spooky season with all the subtlety of a cat having an argument with a plastic bat. From how realistic is too realistic to why songs about public transit might drive you over the edge to jazzing up your giraffe, the hipsters go full haunted house on this podcast. Delicious.

Music: Dead Spawn and It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Polypicnic, the hipsters find themselves in drama yet again. Retro Denim Jacket makes a statement defending her questionable behaviour and it is now up to the listeners to decide if Heritage Avocado Toast will make it for another episode. And none of this clickbait...at all. Grab your blanket, pack a basket, get down with the celery, and head out to meet the hipsters in the park for an outdoor episode you won’t forget. *Ants not included

Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Just Beyond Green, the hipsters take almost half an episode to put on their opinion socks. At this rate we are never leaving the house. The hipsters are pulling up all the hard hitting topics such as why white is out, themes are in, and what socks to wear to attract a mate. They even stumble into some shoe do’s and don’ts. It gets so heated that Heritage Avocado Toast had to call in from an undisclosed location for safety reasons. Will he be around for the next episode? Listen to find out!

Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On the second part of their debut double album The Beef of Frogs, the hipsters come back for seconds of all the great offerings and delicious delicacies at the fair. They stuff themselves, discuss some history, and map out all the locations of the ice cream of the future with the aim of some tasty time travel.

Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album The Beef of Frogs, the hipsters are continuing their day at the park and feeling a bit peckish. Nothing hits the spot like something deep fried and covered in sugar. Don’t worry, it won’t get too wild as Heritage Avocado Toast promises to take the fun out of the fair with a good old fashioned spreadsheet. Pack your antacids because this one is a two-parter.

Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Pants Over Pants, the hipsters are hitting the amusement park to ride some rides and judge some outfits. So put on your jorts, layer that flannel, slather on the SPF, and come along. The ticket price is unknown but word is Muffin Tops 25 will be playing in the grandstand. You can even skip the line. All in all, it promises to be an episode to remember.

Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album That Hunter-Gatherer Feel, the hipsters grab a cart and set out into the wilds of the grocery store. They examine why shopping small isn’t just about maintaining one’s hipster cred but also about maintaining one’s sanity. From aisle rearranging to children on wheels, the hipsters rant about all the pitfalls of shopping in big stores. With a surprise appearance from a special guest, this episode shouldn’t be missed.

Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Preconceived Notions, the hipsters break the ice by taking on controversial topics like big tech, gender reveals, and sharing movie theatre candy under a lava flow. They will hit all the key personality points and accidentally create dating profiles that will have you swiping right. Timers at the ready!

Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Heh Heh...Secrets, the hipsters discover more about themselves through the lens of an online personality quiz than they ever thought possible. From how they are feeling emotionally to learning their spirit animals, this episode will whisk you away on a journey before eventually depositing you in the furry or feathered shoes of your favourite hipster pet. Don’t worry, all the hipsters are now fully housetrained.

Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com