We so woke that now potatoes, sodas, and cookies are targets for the leftists to attack, scold, and outright cancel. And when there is one to cancel, they must all be canceled. That is why there is the bowing down of Hasbro’s Mr. Potato Head, who is no longer a mister, Coca Cola employees are no longer embracing anything involving whiteness (sorry, polar bears), and Oreo is in the running for activist cookie of the century. Nothing is safe from the cancel culture, especially not food items. That is the level of dumb we have reached.