The yawns are real and the exhaustion is earned. In this episode, two very tired parents try to stay awake long enough to talk about toddler drama at the Liberty Science Center — where Ren encounters an older “bully” — and Brian’s ill-fated attempt at partying in Atlantic City (spoiler: he was in bed by 11:45 PM). Come for the chaos, stay for the caffeine-fueled commentary.

We’re talking about how we started dating, when I knew she was it, and what made us both want this future family — chaos and all.

Also: a very important pancakes vs waffles debate. And the moment our toddler decided to protest bedtime by launching a one-man emotional demolition crew.

Everyone cried. Even the baby monitor felt tense.

Hit play — it’s sweet, messy, and real.

A rainy morning sets the scene for the weekend as we dive into the great peanuts vs. Nutella swirl pancake debate, question the legitimacy of sweet potato brownies (are they imposters or the real deal?), and settle once and for all which twin officially claims the title of "oldest". Chaos, cravings, and a little sibling rivalry controversy  - all in one episode.