We Were Christian Kids with Justin Randall and Calvin Arsenia

We Were Christian Kids with Justin Randall and Calvin Arsenia

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We Were Christian Kids with Justin Randall and Calvin Arsenia episodes

  • Ep 23: We React to "Jesus Camp"!

    Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) and Calvin Arsenia (@calvinarsenia) react to the 2006 documentary, "Jesus Camp," which focuses on a charismatic Christian summer camp for kids. It's, uh... triggering, because they identify with so much in the film. From teaching kids to evangelize, leading them in worship and speaking in tongues, and compelling them "take back America," there are manyyy subjects to discuss. Watch the film if you haven't! Write and call in if you've had similar experiences! Let's talk about it.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 22: The Bible Doesn't Say Anything About Being Gay! (with Brandan Robertson)

    Well, this episode is amazing. Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) and Calvin Arsenia (@calvinarsenia) talk with author, minister and activist Brandan Robertson (@brandanrobertson), and boy do they learn a lot. They discuss the Bible and homosexuality (and how it's not actually mentioned!), progressive Christianity, and being willing to embrace uncertainty. They also dive into the resurrection and the Apostle Paul. Guys, get into it!!!

    1 hr 5 min
  • Ep 21: Bibleman's Daughter! (with Harleigh Ellsworth)

    Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) and Calvin Arsenia (@calvinarsenia) are joined by long-time pal and amazing human Harleigh Ellsworth (@dearharleigh)! They talk about coming out, purity rings, spiritual experiences (gold dust!) and what it was like to grow up in the spotlight of church ministry. They also, OBVIOUSLY, discuss what it was like being the daughter of iconic Christian superhero, Bibleman (think Batman but... Bible). One for the ages!!!

    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep 20: Crazy Sh*t Our Pastors Said!

    Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) and Calvin Arsenia (@calvinarsenia) go through an actual LIST of crazy shit their pastors said in the past. From talking about Brokeback Mountain mid-sermon to telling crowds of millennials they are the "chosen generation," things got weird. Let's review! Also, write in and tell us crazy shit YOUR pastors have said. We wanna hear it.

    50 min
  • Ep 19: Family Stuff!

    Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) and Calvin Arsenia (@calvinarsenia) talk about family stuff! Relating to still-Christian family members and friends, maintaining relationships when you fundamentally disagree, creating art and content that your loved ones don't approve of, and staying sane through it all. All that and more!

    Follow us at @christiankidpod

    Write in at [email protected]

    Call us at 913-283-4616

    58 min
  • Ep 18: Listening to Our Listeners! Pt 2

    Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) and Calvin Arsenia (@calvinarsenia) read emails and listen to voicemails from their beloved listeners once again! They discuss growing up gay in the church and unwiring the teachings that were instilled at a young age. This is a particularly heartfelt episode. 

    We are a community! We love you guys.

    Please write in at [email protected] or give us a call at 913-283-4616.

    52 min
  • Ep 17: I Don't Believe in Jesus Saves!

    Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) and Calvin Arsenia (@calvinarsenia) talk with Enrique Chi and Diego Chi (@iamdiego) from the band Making Movies (@mkngmvs). They discuss leaving the church, creating music and connecting with audiences, as well as the harm Christianity has wrought on humanity. 

    Stream their new single, "Listening Wind" now!!


    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 16: Missionary Style!

    Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) and Calvin Arsenia (@calvinarsenia) talk about sex positions! Wait, no, they talking about actually BEING a missionary. Youth group mission trips, extended stays as a missionary, and just generally trying to convert people around the world. They also discuss how problematic that is! Yikes! We know more now!

    Follow us at @christiankidpod !

    57 min
  • Ep 15: The Pelican Flies to the Moon! (with Zach Zimmerman)

    Comedian and writer Zach Zimmerman (@zzdoublezz) joins Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) and Calvin Arsenia (@calvinarsenia) to talk about devouring the Bible as a youth, the vast idea of eternity, and he even does a MAGIC TRICK. This is a fun one!!! Find Zach's comedy album "Clean Comedy" on iTunes and Spotify!

    1 hr 14 min
  • Ep 14: Fear Tactics!
    When the pastor says your eternity hangs in the balance, that it's heaven or hell, and to come down to the stage if you want to get saved -- that's what we're talking about! Altar calls, man. The fear tactics they employ and how the effects of them can linger years later. Calvin also discusses a "salvation play" he saw as a child, and how it scared the hell out of him (literally). We laugh, we lament, we come up with a drag show. Tune in!
    Follow us!
    @christiankidpod
    @imjustinrandall
    @calvinarsenia
    59 min

About We Were Christian Kids with Justin Randall and Calvin Arsenia

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Comedian Justin Randall and musician Calvin Arsenia dive into their pasts as super Christian kids — we’re talking wild times at church camp, speaking in tongues, and LOTS of sexual frustration — and explore how they’ve wrestled with their ideas of religion and deconversion in adulthood as queer entertainers. They also chat with other former Christian Kids and get the scoop on their journeys with Christ himself.