We Write Sex

In Mei Mei's first chapter this season, she gives us more details about the bad guys. We also discuss necrophilia (as you do...), twin dong size and we hear an absolutely classic Laura-story!

Hold on to your hats, lock up your daughters, and brace yourselves - it's Laura's turn to dazzle you with her smutty writing. We learn about Byron's perverted past and we even meet the lady in his life!

This week on We Write Sex its the return of Rik to the writer's chair. Don't worry, he has not lost his knack for cringe-inducing storytelling. We also use the latest in pulse-taking technology to see if his erotic literature makes our hearts race faster. Spoiler Alert: It doesnt!

We're back!!!!

That's right, Rob, Laura, Mei Mei and Rik have got another smutty tale to share with the world! We're so sorry! What can you expect from episode one? Love Nubbins, a lumberjack, Laura's lipstick that is disguised as a dildo, and we also try our hardest to get some free products by mentioning as many brands as we can. Did it work? You'll have to wait to find out!

As usual, this episode is for adults only.

We're back for a one-off christmas special and believe it or not, we've all written a chapter simultaneously!

We are joined by a special guest who treats us to an impromptu song, Rik samples the delights of VR porn and all of your favourite charcters are back, more brazen then ever before!

We hope you enjoy this festive offering. Merry Christmas!

Its all over! Queue tears, lighting of candles and midnight vigils. In the final episode of series 1, we talk about the whole epic story, we reveal the title of the book and keep listening after the end music for the story's epilogue.

We'd like to thank all of you for listening each week. It's been a crazy ride filled with so much laughter. We'll be back for another series next year.

Our epic story concludes today! Mei Mei has wrapped up all loose threads and plot holes, sticking it all together like something in one of Daniel's pocket hankerchiefs. We very much hope you enjoy it! We're all very proud of what we have achieved.

Ahead of Mei Mei's final chapter next week, we've had ourselves a mega-fun-quiz! Think you know the crazy goings on at Turner Finch? Think you know more than us? (Its not hard!) Then play along and send us your scores! 

Once again - don't forget next week is the FINAL chapter of series 1! It is set to be un-missable!

Mild spolier alert! At the end of this episode we ask the question that everybody will surely be thinking - Is Laura the new Shakespeare!? That's right, she has skillfully managed to build upon so many hanging plot threads and set up a mouth-watering final chapter from Mei Mei. This episode is NOT to be missed!

Warning! This episode contains Clam Chowder! You've been warned! Story-wise - just when you thought the story was wrapping up, Rik throws in some massive new curve balls (and a few more dodgy accents). So sit down, relax and enjoy. You could even treat yourself to a ball-cuzi. Happy listening!