Our friend Chris the pilot drops by and fills us in on the secrets of flying. Thomas is very caught up in chem trails, even though the rest of us don’t think they are real. Auto pilot on electric cars is here to stay, Gaston and Chris got driven home last night by the new Tesla. We learned about Googloons, the shit bags of global internet. Check em out!

Spelling bee is back and ready to destory this week! Gaston tells us about the Ft. Lauderdale Air and Sea Show, specifically about the F22 Raptor and pilot Loco Lopez. Toms reads us some fun Florida subreddit comments. Lets us know your favorite thing about living in Florida.

Gaston takes us down Florida History lane, teaching us about St. Augustine. Our first ever LIVE spelling bee, guess who wins! Buckets of Coors Light and rib rolls at Flanigans, Floridas famous restaurant. Beer grottos, caves and tunnels, oh my!

Pirate of the Century! Ching Shih is an absolute badass, and we talk about if we could survive the life of a pirate. Captain Tony’s Salloon is the oldest bar in Florida and we’ve all survived. There is a friggin’ tree growing through the middle of the bar! Goose tells us about encountering a Shoebill Stork and riding Lime Scooters in Dallas, TX. W@9 field trip to the first Publix in Winter Haven.

What do you think of the Bermuda Triangle? Dudley Moore should have played The Hobbit. Goose tells us about family friends posting bogus Facebook posts and speaking to telemarketers. Medical Marijuana in Florida goes great with boxed mashed potatoes and we get a surprise phone call from Hernan!

Thanks to Eddy Crawfish, Stiltsville had a booming nightlife from the 1920’s until a bad storm hit in the 50’s. Lets talk quickly about your Publix cash out etiquette and order of operations. What do you do with your shopping cart? Let us know. Cassadaga, home of the most psychic readers in the world is our first stop on our Florida Tour of The World so dont slack in getting tickets. Florida Man gets arrested twice in one week for various wrestling maneuvers performed on both human and animal alike. WTF.

17 ft. python pulled out of the Everglades, Florida Man tries basketball in Keurig box and gets himself arrested. We review rides at Universal Studio past and present. Fabio gets goosed at Busch Gardens, and we find out Alf and The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were not real!

Florida man rides hamster ball to The Bahamas, only gets as far as Ft. Pierce before he is intercepted by The Coast Guard. Ultra bummer walking back to your car from Key Biscayne this week. Thomas shares a very intimate Yelp review from a few years ago. The Gang gets the giggles as we bring you the latest NEWS in Florida life.

The heath bar cookies from Publix fuel the fury on this weeks episode. Gaston’s new baby nephew, Pittsburgh axe throwing bars and pierogi, Thomas has unwanted visitors in the neighborhood, Gaston finally goes down under and we interview Cotton Willy, the snake kisser.

Join us as we talk about gambling, road trips, customer service at restaurants and Florida fraud statistics. The Gang discuss Gaston falling prey to an international hacker scheme, and our fearless leader, Guy Fieri, new chicken and sauce station at Disney!