Take a stroll with Sam in this Danksgiving appetizer episode!

We’re talking Cousin Walks, sativa vs. indica holiday pairings, and the munchies that make Thanksgiving magic.

Funny, cozy, and a little too relatable. 💨🦃

This episode fought to get made...from disappearing guests to cursed audio files, it’s been chaos behind the scenes 😅

So instead of the full Halloween party, Sam’s closing spooky season with a chaotic episode: part party wrap-up, part mental health check-in, and part ghost story to smoke a blunt with.

Tune in for a mix of campy fun, a touch of eerie storytelling, and some real talk about how even our own minds can feel like monsters sometimes.

🎧 New episodes are switching to a biweekly schedule starting next month, more time for creativity, balance, and brewing up even better chaos for you.

💀 Stay spooky, stay soft, and never answer the midnight knock.

This week, we’re lighting up and settling in for a spooky movie marathon in the Stoned Witch’s Kitchen! 👻 From classic creepers to high-society horror, Sam’s serving up the perfect munchie pairings for every fright-night flick...yes, even a full-on Harry Potter marathon. 🪄✨

So grab your snacks, pack your bowl, and dim those lights, it’s time to get stoned, get cozy, and figure out which horror movie pairs best with a bag of Funyuns. Spoiler: all of them. 😏

💨 Weed Between the Lines — where the vibes are high and the candy stash is always suspiciously low.

Grab your blanket, pack your bowl, and settle in for a witchy little escape. In this first episode of our Halloween mini-series, Sam guides you through a cozy, magical sesh full of stoner-friendly self-care, potion pairings, and a little Weed Tarot wisdom, featuring The Hierophant reversed (a.k.a. permission to break the rules and trust your own vibe)

Laugh, relax, and vibe with us as we prep your energy for next week’s chaotic Halloween party!! That means snacks, costumes, and spooky fun included. Perfect for anyone looking for a mellow, magical way to kick off spooky season.

Sit down with Sam and her husband for a super silly episode of Weed Between the lines! This week they dive into a few of their favorite embarrassing stories of their first five years together. Get ready for exploding pants, a trip to Mount Pee Pants, and find out why Sam smokes and doesn't drink... All that and more on this week's episode!

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This week, we’re diving into Tales from Tiny Us, aka the chaotic highlight reel of little-me. From giving a full-blown Britney Spears performance at daycare (yes, choreography included) to sprinting through a summer storm convinced I could outrun lightning, tiny-me had zero chill. I even include a bonus story that might chip away at some of the 'why am I the way I am?'

Laugh with me (and maybe at me) as we relive the embarrassing, dramatic, and ridiculous moments that shaped my tiny chaos. Plus, I want to hear your stories too, because we all have that one childhood memory that still makes us laugh until we cry.

Mermaids are real. Bigfoot won’t stop photobombing campers. Middle Earth is hiding under Antarctica. And aliens? They’ve already RSVP’d to Earth’s party. In this episode, I dive into four of the wildest conspiracy theories, complete with famous sightings, strange stories, and just enough side-eye to keep it fun. From grainy Bigfoot footage to UFOs that baffle the military, we’ll explore the mysteries that keep people asking: what if it’s true? Grab your tin foil hat (and maybe a snack), because this one gets weird.

Are your houseplants secretly talking behind your back? 🌱 In this episode, I dive into the fascinating ways plants communicate with each other (and maybe even with us). Plus, I share the wild story of the legendary pregnancy plant that shows how deeply my love of plants happens to be rooted!

Join us as we dive into a haze of hilarity with stoner games, ‘Would You Rather’ dilemmas, and all the tangents you didn’t know you needed. Expect laughs, chaos, and maybe a little smoke—figuratively… or not. 😉

Host Sam launches the first full episode with a laid-back blend of dad jokes, candid confessions, and the show’s signature hazy vibe.

Stories include a mortifying parenting moment in Home Depot, a wild night with a two-and-a-half-foot bong, a hot take about loving spiders, and a guest sesh on which celebrities they’d smoke with.