The Read Dweebs are ascending to a higher plane for the finale of the first Absolute Martian Manhunter arc! We’re breaking down issues 4-6, where a supernatural heatwave turns neighbors into enemies and a city-wide blackout brings everyone's literal "Dark Side" to life. We’ve got thoughts on the Darkseid reveal, the ambulance-sized cliffhanger, and a final battle that’s less about punching and more about a psychic empathy trip that leaves the whole city with a massive emotional hangover. It’s vibrant, it’s heartbreaking, and it’s definitely the weirdest thing on the shelf.

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The Read Dweebs are phasing into the most psychedelic corner of the Absolute Universe! We’re breaking down issues 1-3, where J’onn J’onzz is a haunted detective in a world that looks more like a neon fever dream than a standard comic. We’re talking high-concept telepathic trauma, shapeshifting body horror, and Javier Rodríguez art that’s so vibrant it might actually read your mind. It’s strange, it’s soulful, and it’s absolutely mental.

The Read Dweebs are back in the Absolute Universe to see if Kal-El can catch a break (spoiler: he can’t). We’re breaking down issues 4–6, where ICE Agent Lois Lane is hunting our drifter hero across the globe while Jimmy Olsen turns out to be a literal space revolutionary with the Omega Men. We dive into the heartbreaking, high-stakes finale of Krypton and a Smallville origin story that’s more "trauma-fueled survival" than "wholesome farm life." Between Peacemaker getting gaslit by a computer and the shocking reveal of who's actually running Lazarus Corp, this Man of Steel is officially through with playing nice.

The Read Dweebs are landing in a Metropolis that’s looking a lot less "Daily Planet" and a lot more "Revolutionary HQ" and this week we are sifting through the "Last Dust of Krypton" to find the most metal Superman yet! We’re breaking down the first three issues where Clark Kent is out of a job, out of a cape, and completely out of patience for the corporate machine. It's a gritty, metal-as-hell reimagining of a Man of Steel who’s more "interstellar refugee" than "Big Blue Boy Scout."

The Weed Dweebs are elevating to the stratosphere for the most "high-concept" entry yet! We’re passing the peace pipe while breaking down Han’s miracle resurrection, John Cena playing the brother Dom forgot to mention for nine movies, and the exact moment Tej and Roman hot-boxed a Pontiac Fiero into low earth orbit. It’s a 420-friendly dive into magnet-fueled car gymnastics and a family reunion so wild you’ll need a heavy Indica just to accept the physics. One small step for man, one giant leap for the stash.

The Weed Dweebs are sparking up for the ultimate muscle-bound bromance! Hobbs and Shaw are forced to team up against Idris Elba’s "Black Superman" while bickering like a couple who shared a very confusing edible. We’re breaking down the superhuman upgrades, the shirtless Samoan Haka, and why Ryan Reynolds’ cameo feels like a total fever dream. It’s 100% testosterone, 0% physics, and the perfect vibe for when the stash is low but the action is high.

The Weed Dweebs are passing the torch (and the lighter) as Dom goes rogue and breaks the family’s heart! We’re breaking down Cipher’s questionable dreads, the "zombie car" rain in NYC, and a submarine chase that feels like a fever dream after a heavy edible. Between Statham’s baby-rescue shootout and The Rock literal-handedly moving a torpedo, we’re high on the action and even higher in the studio. Family is forever, but this stash definitely isn't.

The Weed Dweebs are hitting the NOS for the big one! Deckard Shaw is on the warpath, and the family is responding the only way they know how: by skydiving in muscle cars and jumping a Lykan HyperSport through three Abu Dhabi skyscrapers. We’re breaking down the introduction of Mr. Nobody, the Rock’s tactical hospital bed exit, and the emotional, tear-jerking send-off for Paul Walker. It’s been a long day without you, but the family stays forever.

Circe’s Gamble and the Hell-Born Finale. The Read Dweebs are closing the book on the first arc of Absolute Wonder Woman! We’re breaking down issues 4–6, where Diana stops just surviving the Void and starts conquering it. Between the truth behind her hellish upbringing and a finale that leaves the "peace" of the old world in the dust, we’re talking swords, sorcery, and the coolest skeleton horse in comics history. If you like your Amazons with a side of occult carnage, this one’s for you.

Hell-Fire, Skeleton Horses, and the Metal-as-Hell Amazon. The Read Dweebs are venturing into the Void for the first three issues of Absolute Wonder Woman! Forget the toga and the sunshine; this Diana grew up in the pits of Hell with a sword and a skeletal Pegasus that would make a metal band jealous. We’re breaking down Kelly Thompson’s "witch-mark" lore, Hayden Sherman’s jagged art style, and why this gritty, magical reimagining is the breath of fresh air the DC Universe needed. The gods are gone, but the magic is just getting started.