Ahmed is back, and he is swaddled in Under Armour swag. He and Chris hit every Week 2 game with Damn! Okay, Self-Scout Thyself, and Give Me The Headlines.

(4:45) Ravens def. Chiefs: "Their whole gameplan is around Lamar Jackson"

(13:40) Raiders def. Steelers: "He's the MVP of football after 2 weeks"

(22:20) Titans def. Seahawks: Derrick Henry broke Seattle's defense

(29:30) Panthers def. Saints: "Their defense is a freak show"

(35:40) Cowboys def. Titans: "Micah Parsons looks like he's played defensive end his whole life"

(42:25) 49ers def. Eagles: "Their defense saved the day"

(47:05) Browns def. Texans: Cleveland's run game is unstoppable, but Chris is worried about their defense

(52:25) Patriots def. Jets: How bad was Zach Wilson's game?

(1:00:40) Bills def. Dolphins: Chris takes an "L" on underestimating Gregory Rousseau

(1:04:20) Rams def. Colts: Some bad breaking news for Carson Wentz

(1:09:30) Cardinals def. Vikings: "It's gooooooood!!!!!!! No he missed it."

(1:15:50) Buccaneers def. Falcons: "Cruise control" for the Tampa offense

(1:19:05) Bears def. Bengals: It's "Fields of Dreams" time for Chicago

(1:23:15) Broncos def. Jaguars: Teddy B knows how to "Be. Aggressive."

(1:27:20) Ahmed's (Top Pick TBD) Power Rankings: Who is the frontrunner for the top pick in 2022?

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