(2:50) Ravens defense: Baltimore ditches the blitz, and Ja'Marr Chase's route tree is "simple and sh*tty."

(19:30) Giants defense: "That's where Wink Martindale is a mastermind." And the Packers' dink-and-dunk offense flops.

(35:30) Jets defense: How much praise do they deserve for beating a 3rd-string QB?

(45:15) Saints defense: Is Geno Smith a better fit for the Seahawks offense than Russell Wilson? And Tyrann Mathieu doesn't want to tackle anymore.

(56:20) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: Baron Browning and some guy named Aaron Donald take home the elephant butt.

(1:00:00) Cowboys defense: "Dan Quinn went to the lab, with a pen and a pad."

(1:11:20) Defense Player of the Year odds: Should Micah Parsons be the clear favorite?

(1:15:00) Lions-Patriots: Ahmed can't believe Chris made him talk about this game again. And why is Aaron Glenn's Detroit defense so bad? 

(1:22:20) Chargers-Browns: "If Cleveland had a passing game, they would have torched this defense."