This week Mike and Bryan discuss Bryan’s news embargo, adults not belonging on Facebook, how Xenon headlghts suck and blind you, how useless humans are, how shitty humans drive, the likelihood of our universe being a hologram and how your brain can f$#k with you. The episode opens with the exhaust from a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda.

This week Mike and Bryan discuss apathy, f!cking bagel Fridays at the office, Robin Williams, Über, Lyft and Airbnb. The episode opens with a binaural 3D sound recording from the Spa Eau Rouge.

This week Mike and Bryan discuss club soda, f!cked up Aussie films, Harry Dean Stanton, cigars, pedo van characteristics, driving lessons, aBetterQueue.com, Netflix and various other crappy movies that were inflicted upon Bryan. The episode opens with the exhaust from a 1968 Dodge Charger.

This week Mike and Bryan discuss diesel engines, dream cars, Countaches, the smells of burning clutches & burning brakes, farming ancestors, perplexed Baby Boomers, Millennials, Gen Xers, ignorant SF artists, The New York Times endorsing weed, poppy seeds, cordless phones and space travel. The episode opens with the exhaust from a '70s? Mercedes 220D (diesel).

This week Michael and Bryan discuss Formula 1 racing, gambling's relationship to sports, the challenges in launching a successful mobile app, the power and pleasure of pressure washers and the lack of foresight in the Ghostbusters business model. The episode opens with the exhaust from 2012 V8 Formula 1 cars.

This week Michael and Bryan discuss creative habits, inspiration, dreaming in black & white, phone etiquette in cinemas, recording vertical phone videos, the simulated universe, Grand Theft Auto & super hero movies. They also want to remind you Rocky lost in the first movie. The episode opens with the exhaust from a 1971 Chevelle SS 454.

This week Michael and Bryan discuss how age affects HRT (Hangover Recovery Time), LeBron James, Microsoft's lack of strategy, Windows 7, GIF having a hard "g" and the fact that Bryan's computer gremlins have been with him since college. F!ck those gremlins.

This week Michael and Bryan discuss car alarms, avoiding tourists in New York, the bullsh!t term “authentic digital design”, Bryan’s continued distaste for iOS 7, the relationship of effort to art and why copyright laws suck.

This week Michael and Bryan discuss Vanna White, Yul Brynner as a robot, how HDR imaging is abused, the misconception that mobile apps are easy to make, Bryan's fear of flying, the grit of Philadelphia and growing up in the suburbs.

This week Mike and Bryan discuss bandwidth speeds, the Amazon Fire Phone, the post-employment society of the near future, working less than 40 hours a week and still being extremely productive, more suckiness factors in soccer, molasses and Cumberbitches on Reddit.