Weekly Skews

Trump accidentally buys Kim Jong-un some nukes with crypto money. Haley Stevens tries to unplug a video game months after losing. Then, the continuing meltdown over Alaska’s Dans Sullivi leads us to a ratf*cking roundup, that includes a gimmick congressional candidate who’s in federal prison for terrorist bombing threats running on a ticket with his mom, and a guy in Maine who’s having to campaign against his fake self.

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The biggest issue in America’s midterms is French people rioting very Frenchly, obviously. Then we get into all the lies, campaign screwups, and oppo research dumps making everyone dumber and fully insane with a week to go until election day. We’re talking false flag trans mailers, Catholic Latinas pushing Sharia Law, whether it’s woke to defund the Egyptian dictatorship’s secret police, and whether it’s useful to have a cat abuser call her then 12-year-old daughter a lying sl*t on television.

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A complaint about a bribe being stolen is how Trump’s lawyer found out her husband’s real age, somehow. Then, Ukraine chicanery. America seems to be abandoning Europe in favor of Russia, rendering our word worthless while accepting the word of Putin, whose ambitions seem and mental state seem very manageable. (Bent on global domination while forcing his advisors to join a cult that gets its powers from a magic ditch.)

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Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers have hilarious side effects. The D.O.D. announces a plan to make a snuff film. Then we get into the sea of scandals around Don Jr.’s ex-girlfriend, who as the ambassador to Greece has set herself up as a Mediterranean warlord of sorts and violated Zeus’s law. Kid Rock is involved again, this time through no fault of his own.

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Campaign desperation is leading to bizarre ex-wife testimonials and the dropping of large children, so that’s fun. Then we get into America’s attempt to rig the Brazilian presidential election for a weird pervert so our D-list movie stars can have jobs and we can have their diseased hamburger. It’s a story about how our foreign coups also hurt American industries, consumers, and food supply. Trae is being Hollywood on a movie set, so returning champ Travis Irvine is joining Mark for this one.

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Hospitals and insurance companies are in an A.I. scam war. Tommy Tuberville has a week-long crashout after imagining a pilot barking like a dog during sex. Then we check in on the Alaska senate race, which features an otherwise boring fishing enthusiast who curses like Eminem in 1998, and a guy who got criminally investigated by Trump’s FBI because his mom named him Dan.

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Ed Sheeran gets blowback for deciding to Mackle-less. Kash Patel rebrands his agency as the Federal Beastiality Institute. A new literal wedge issue appears, and it’s a reactionary jihad against Muslim-friendly cheese. Then, we have a new plan to avoid an A.I. apocalypse, and it’s a phone for the Chinese to avoid our calls on. 

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A Texas politician innovates in the field of football racism. Turns out a Kansas Senator has been taking it upon himself to bring back debtor’s prisons. Trump causes three different diplomatic rows with the U.K. in a week, including trying to resurrect the I.R.A. Then, the U.S. attempts to bring about the downfall of Saudi Arabia through a Rube Goldberg machine that hits everyone in the balls.

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The feds are defunding schools for not getting rid of trans athletes even when they don’t have any. A Georgia cop killed a petting zoo miniature donkey because it was coming right at him #JusticeForHeeHaw. Then, we get into the mistrial in the Lindsay Clancy trial and all the mess around it, which filtered through the Culture War has become ‘Boys Rule, Girls Drool,’ or something.

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The feds appear to be trying to rig a union election, for dumber reasons than you think. There’s a slew of scandals rocking South America right now, implicating the U.S. in schemes involving sex, cocaine, and murder (the greatest hits). The insanely corrupt Venezuelan oil deal is just one of them, and that involves Rudy Giuliani getting free glasses at a money launderer’s Spanish castle. Lastly, one internet weirdo accidentally exposes herself as part of Pete Hegseth’s secret Pentagon army of posters.

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