The feds are defunding schools for not getting rid of trans athletes even when they don’t have any. A Georgia cop killed a petting zoo miniature donkey because it was coming right at him #JusticeForHeeHaw. Then, we get into the mistrial in the Lindsay Clancy trial and all the mess around it, which filtered through the Culture War has become ‘Boys Rule, Girls Drool,’ or something.

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The feds appear to be trying to rig a union election, for dumber reasons than you think. There’s a slew of scandals rocking South America right now, implicating the U.S. in schemes involving sex, cocaine, and murder (the greatest hits). The insanely corrupt Venezuelan oil deal is just one of them, and that involves Rudy Giuliani getting free glasses at a money launderer’s Spanish castle. Lastly, one internet weirdo accidentally exposes herself as part of Pete Hegseth’s secret Pentagon army of posters.

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Canada tells us to French kiss their trou du cul (hole of butt, per Google Translate). Then we get into the business and political panic over everyone hating data centers, just because it’s fun to be psychic. Why won’t towns let criminals who got their seed capital from Epstein take over their towns. It’s perplexing, apparently.

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 Don Jr. can legally print his own money now. The administration says not to worry about all the sailors jumping off the USS Lincoln because they actually have less guys trying to kill themselves than our other aircraft carriers. So that’s nice. Then we get into the growing bipartisan consensus that Flock’s CEO should be [redacted] until he’s [redacted]. Unfortunately, local cops are having a lot of fun using the cameras to run lil’ COINTELPROs on people who are annoying at town council meetings.

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Looks like Dr. Phil is going to be Ernie Pyle of the Greenland invasion? Then, the anti-data center Butlerian Jihad has spread to Mark’s home county amidst the impending use of eminent domain to build transmission lines, which is important so the economy can support the vital AI-dogs-making-podcasts sector. After that, a lot of Republicans seem to be determined to lose very winnable elections just so Trump can declare them fraudulent.

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There’s an attack on women’s sports. It’s not the one all over your TV, and it’s about every normal person’s main concern: getting teen pregnancy numbers back up. Then we discuss the recent developments between Spain and Morocco, and perhaps the most clumsily executed evil conspiracy since, well, the last one.

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There’s been a (diaper?) rash of people peeing and pooping themselves at concerts all summer, climaxing naturally at a Morgan Wallen show. Why is this happening? We have theories. Then, a hilarious pilot program to have sex-adjacent robots teach kids in a small district is on hold. Not for long, though, as the company and the government would very much like to take it national. There’s lots of fun perverts involved, plus a crypto scam.

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It’s a hot diarrhea summer, and Taco Bell has been framed! We will not stand for it. Then we break down Trump’s big speech from Thursday night which said very little even though some people heard a lot.

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Obtaining pardons for people is good business at present. Even better? Pretending to, because it’s less work. It’s a pretty funny case involving Boosie Badazz. Then, the life and death of Lindsey Graham, and the fallout from our gerontocracy and how an old man can’t even croak anymore without a boom in conspiracy theories.

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America celebrated 250! 250 what? A lot of people don’t know. A MAHA Mom might be getting the death penalty, but not for what you think. And then we get into the somewhat over-the-top reactions to the Supreme Court keeping citizenship the same as it’s always been, and reflections upon birthright after two-and-a-half centuries of rockin’ and rollin’.

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