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California's infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack in Burbank. A group of jurors selected Reese Witherspoon as foreman because they believed the Legally Blonde actor actually went to law school. Mountain climbers are melting Everest's glacier with their hot urine. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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Woman wakes to a bat trying to crawl inside her mouth. Teacher criticized and praised for setting up a fart corner for her elementary school students. Pabst Blue Ribbon gives thieves two weeks to return the beer truck they stole with 40,000 pounds of beer. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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Police arrest California man after he drives a guillotine over to the Capital Building in DC. Harvard Medical will pay out millions to familes after their dead relatives' body parts were sold on the black market. Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food totally nude. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself to customers while working at a Steak and Shake restaurant. Florida woman arrested for breast feeding her baby while very drunk. Floridaman punches a Chuck E. Cheese employee, who is a minor, for stealing his girlfriend and getting her pregnant. Florida woman scammed senior citizens and hiding the cash up inside herself. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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38 year old woman claimed to be a 12 year old autistic girl to trick a family into adopting her in Brazil. Father left his 7 year old son all alone on for 7 hours on Mount Fuji to continue hiking with his other son. Teenager in India was killed for his testicles to be sold on the black market. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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Chinese robots break a few human athletic records at the World Robot Games in Beijing. Man took a customer hostage in a grocery store and demanded the police send him a hypnotist. Man covers himself in black tar to rob a store thinking he could hide int he dark. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after biting off her husband's ear while driving on the highway. Florida woman allowed an 11 year old boy with autism to drive her to 7-11, a crashing ensues. Floridaman who was deputy of the year has to quit the force after several egregious behaviors including Nazi salutes and speeding. Florida woman calls 911 over a traffic ticket and police find 28 bags of fentanyl in her crack. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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Rescue pug from California wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. US Army members are being offered four days off to play Grand Theft Auto 6 if they re-enlist for two more years. Woman filed lawsuit in order to swim with dolphins in Hawaii because she's sad. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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