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Rescue pug from California wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. US Army members are being offered four days off to play Grand Theft Auto 6 if they re-enlist for two more years. Woman filed lawsuit in order to swim with dolphins in Hawaii because she's sad. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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Accused landlord murderer boards a flight and leaves the US while he was on a weekend pass from a Virginia mental asylum. Celebrity actor Kaia Gerber says she had an exorcism performed on her with a didgeridoo. 600 Indian student escape a haunted hostel amid girl possession rumors. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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Woman dies and comes back to life only to find they gave her a parking ticket. Harvard shows that when new album is released there's a rise in fatal car crashes in the US. England crowns the new World Toe Wrestling Champions. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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Boat operator fined thousands for using a foghorn to wake a sleeping polar bear in Norway. AI boss fires the first human employee at a San Francisco market place. Air France closes their lounge sauna after travelers allegedly turned it into a sex den. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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NASA forced to debunk a conspiracy theory about the Earth's gravity disappearing for 7 seconds yesterday at 10:33 am. Bird flu driven feather shortage is affecting shuttlecocks and the badminton world. Suspicious package turns out to be an adult toy that shut down traffic in Washington DC during rush hour. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird

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