Weird AF News | Weird News Daily

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January 07, 2021 Showing butt crack is illegal at strip clubs. You can now eat your Christmas tree! Cannabis for cats
Strippers arrested at a Texas gentleman’s club for showing their butt cracks. You can now eat your Christmas tree after the holidays! Veterinarians allowed to suggest cannabis for your pet ailments. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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26 min
January 06, 2021 Man changes name to Celine Dion while drunk at Christmas. Don’t eat the poopsicles!
Poopsicles! Meteorologist warns that icicles contain bird poop. Russian renegade suicide priest arrested on a mountain. Man legally changed his name to Celine Dion after getting drunk watching her Christmas special. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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20 min
January 04, 2021 Best of Weird AF News 2020
BEST OF 2020 Weird AF News - Laugh it up with Jonesy • Yay • Man had sex with s dolphin for a year • Break • Carjacker on meth and a pet goat adult video store incident • Backspin • Easter eggs with porn inside Florida woman • Yay • Forest service recommends hugging trees instead of persons • Bongo • German police bust underground hair salons • Backspin • Come back with a warrant matt • BLEEP • Anchor • Mayor pretends to be dead to avoid arrest during lockdown party • Backspin • Man broke into bear enclosure and wrestled without a mask • Yay • Florida man kicks chicken like football player • Bongo • Man claimed he was making healthy meth • BLEEP • Man threw large pickle at a highway worker in Mass • Yay • Belgian man has been receiving pizzas he never ordered for years • Break • Man broke into a bank to heat up his Hot Pocket • BLEEP • Florida man tries to steal a plane to meet girlfriend • Backspin • Florida woman breaks in to cook ramen noodles • Bongo • Guacamole maker explodes in New York killing former mayor • BLEEP • Man installs life size wax model of dead wife for housewarming India • Break • Arkansas farmer disguised as woman defaced grave • BLEEP • Missouri doctor performed amputation on back porch • Ta-Da • At a Florida Bus Stop Song • Bling • Florida man caught masturbating claims he's Captian Kirk • Censor Bleep • Fake dentist accused of kissing buttocks of lady with toothache • Break • Woman sex toy store • Bongo • Mom of two who married a tree celebrates anniversary • Ta-Da • Airlines introduce flights to nowhere • Yay • Florida woman named Lovely Butts poured bleach on a child • Goat • Man dies from black licorice • Bongo • Police break up climate change cult with giant vagina prop • Break • Florida barber accused of shooting at two clients • Ta-Da • Man arrested for trying to ressurect his grandman in cemetery • Glass Smash • Resurrect my Grandma song • Bling • Woman calls off wedding to ghost for doing drugs • Censor Bleep • Florida deputy gave kids guns to fight demons • Ta-Da • Florida woman repeats My butt just farted • Censor Bleep • Student dressed as Hitler for book week • Break • Emotional Support Canadians! • Goat • Florida woman arrested masturbating • Glass Smash • Florida man took child on crime spree to toughen • Yay • Men kidnap Turkey to vodka party • Bongos • Christmas mall kiosk drunk threesome • Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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2 hr 38 min
January 01, 2021 Floridaman used fire extinguisher to dry off. Floridaman steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman in jail after using a fire extinguisher to dry himself off. Floridaman wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings from 7-eleven. Chocolate milk seeking Florida couple jailed for sneaker robbery. Florida woman robs a gas station saying she did it out of boredom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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19 min
December 31, 2020 Nurse has sex with Covid patient in hospital bathroom. Man busted for his tunnel of love by husband
Man built secret tunnel between his home and married lover’s house and got busted by her husband. Nurse strips off PPE suit to have sex with Covid patient in the hospital bathroom. King’s Hawaiian sued for not making its sweet rolls in Hawaii. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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28 min
December 31, 2020 Whites-only church opens, is it racist? Sacred toilet paper can’t be saved by firefighters.
Firefighters fight to save a load of burning sacred toilet paper in Canada. Whites-only church in Minnesota town prompts racist accusations. Japan is developing wooden satellites for space. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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17 min
December 29, 2020 Town uses cannon to fight a vulture plague. Ceiling fan recalled after sharp blades detach.
Ceiling fans recalled at Home Depot after the blades detach and injure consumers. The identity of French Dressing is an issue with FDA. Plague of vultures forces North Carolina town to install a cannon. //
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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19 min
December 28, 2020 Christmas threesome with Santa, Mrs. Claus and an elf at the mall. Gingerbread monolith discovered.
Police shut Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Sant, Mrs. Claus and an elf had a threesome in public. Gingerbread monolith appears and then collapses on San Francisco hilltop. Man walks circumference of Earth without leaving his home town. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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27 min
December 25, 2020 Florida woman assaults sister with Christmas decoration. Teacher threatens to deport own students.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman assaults her sister with a Christmas decoration. Florida couple opens the door to moving plane and exits down the slide with a dog. Floridaman lights his own truck on fire to give the police “something to do”. Florida teacher threatened to call immigration on the students. BONUS - Floridaman Christmas Song. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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25 min
December 24, 2020 Penis drawings by guy on electric bike sparks manhunt. Bootleg winery at a sewage plant raided.
Bootleg blueberry wine triggers Alabama sewage plant raid. Police hunt for well dressed man in Perth Australia who drew penis pics on the pavement with electric bike spinning tires. Seals are making Star Wars sounds and scientists don’t know why. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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24 min