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August 04, 2020 Man has penis built into his arm after losing his own. Robot dolphins! Flying cars!
Father in the UK had a penis built on his arm after losing his own to infection. New Hampshire is the first state to allow flying cars on the road. Robot dolphins could replace live animals at aquariums and zoos.
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18 min
August 03, 2020 Human penis and testicles found in a freezer. Bars ban The song Sweet Caroline amid Covid fears.
Australian police find severed human penis and testicles in what may be a castration ring. Ireland bans Neil Diamond’s Sweet Caroline from venues amid coronavirus fears. Chicago Dunkin Donuts employee arrested after cop finds mucus in his cup of coffee.
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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19 min
July 31, 2020 Naked Florida tells police he's Batman. Floridaman threatens employees with ax over wearing a mask.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman tells deputy that he's Batman. Floridaman threatened grocery store employees with ax after told to wear a mask. Florida grandmother arrested for punching grandson who poured her vodka down drain. Truck stop where Florida woman bit camel in testicles will be closing its wild animal petting zoo.
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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23 min
July 30, 2020 Free pizza for anyone named Karen. Doctor warns of demon sperm. Students fake their own kidnapping.
Domino’s in Australia is giving free pizza to anyone named Karen IF they wear a mask. Texas doctor who tried to sell a fake Covid-19 cure also believes in demon sperm. Chinese students in Australia are being scammed into faking their own kidnapping.
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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19 min
July 29, 2020 Threesomes during the pandemic are on the rise. Couple wins legal battle to name their son Lucifer.
Baboons at a British safari park have armed themselves with knives and chainsaws. British couple win battle to name their son Lucifer. San Antonio Texas is in top cities for threesomes during the pandemic.
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website http://Weirdafnews.com - FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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18 min
July 28, 2020 Silver poop baffles doctors. Sacrificial animals should be purchased online this year.
Washington DC woman rushed to hospital because her poo suddenly turned silver. Vermont farmer found prosthetic leg lost by a skydiver on his farm field. Pakistan urges worshippers to buy sacrificial animals online for this year's festival to prevent Covid-19. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website http://Weirdafnews.com - FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesyor http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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17 min
July 27, 2020 Identical twins about to get pregnant by same man. Zookeeper grew weed in the Rhinoceros habitat.
Zookeeper fired for growing pot inside the rhinoceros habitat in Austria. Goat arrested in India for not wearing a mask. World's most Identical twins share a boyfriend and also plan to get pregnant at the same time (Australia). Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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18 min
July 24, 2020 Covid Parties in Florida. Mysterious blue hole off coast. Floridaman enters Canada without stopping.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Hundreds gather at Covid-19 parties in Osceola County to spread the virus. Mysterious blue hole off the Florida coast wows scientists. Florida Governor won't close gyms cuz he says "those people are in good shape.". Floridaman enters Canada without stopping at the border in Niagara. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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18 min
July 23, 2020 Legalize toplessness in Minneapolis. Mysterious car with Covid-19 license plate continues to baffle.
Minneapolis parks vote on legalizing toplessness. Mystery surrounds a car with Covid-19 license plate in Canada. Michigan jeweler buries $1 million worth of treasure and sells tickets to the quest.
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website http://Weirdafnews.com - FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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17 min
July 22, 2020 Hostage ends after President endorses Joaquin Phoenix film. Gondola tours deal with fat tourists.
Hostage situation ends after President of Ukraine endorses a 2005 Joaquin Phoenix film about animals. Venice Italy gondola tours reduce capacity for fat tourists. 82 year old woman in Japan beats away a bear with a punch.
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website http://Weirdafnews.com - FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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21 min