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Kids skip school for Cubs game and run into their principal at the game who was ALSO skipping school. Man exposed himself at a mall then told police it was because he "Hasn't gotten any in a while", and if you live in a city with a sexual name you get free Pornhub Premium for a year.

Indian Religious leader named "Penis Baba" pulls cars with his penis, a Florida lady marries a 100 year old tree and a Canadian chef butchers and eats some deer in front of animal rights activists outside his restaurant

Man exposed himself to Amish women because they can't call for help or take video he says, a ban on "Manspreading" on public transportation in Spain, and PA school district decides it's a good idea to arm students against shooters with a bucket of rocks.

Man calls 911 and says, "This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into a Pizza Hut!", an Oklahoma mom who once married her son is jailed for marrying her daughter, and man legally changes his gender so that he can retire early

Men are penis "zapping" to treat erectile dysdunction, mom crashes her car into a pole to prove to kids that God is real, and people are ditching toilet paper in favor of a reusable "family cloth"

Snorting condoms is the latest web viral video challenge. Phillipine man nailed to cross on Easter for 32 straight years no longer feels the pain. "Chris is Risen" Easter church sign mistake.

Mom arrested for giving her 1 year old marijuana on Facebook live video, Red Lobster now offering Lobster and Waffles for Lobsterfest and Woman thought her ex-boyfriend was inside her pet chihuahua and decided to cook the dog to death.

Is intercourse with a sex doll rape? Paris sex doll brothel asked to shut down. Cop sucks a suspect's toes for some reason and Christian group boycots the Sweet Jesus ice cream company in Toronto

Flat Earther's home-made rocket crashes in the desert and proves nothing, Big Mac record will soon eat # 30,000, and fake Homer Simpson license given as real license to police by man pulled over in UK.

Celebrity snake whisperer dies from cobra bite, Cops warn residents: don't accept rap battle challenges on the streets and It's no longer a crime in Utah to let your kids play alone outside.