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The Etruscan Shrew has the fastest heartbeat at 1511 bpm *** Tuesday Sept. 26th • Classic Trix cereal is back after customers demand that old school sugar high • Russian cannibal couple arrested af...

"End of the World" emergency sermon interrupts cable broadcast in California • Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA tweets wrong help # • Elvis Presley's autopsy report is sealed from publ...

"End of the World" emergency sermon interrupts cable broadcast in California • Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA tweets wrong help #

It's Sept. 23rd and I AM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! • WEIRD DOOMSDAY #1: Hen lays eggs that read "Christ is coming" • WEIRD DOOMSDAY #2: The year 1666 freaked out those early Christians • WIERD DOOMSDA...

Denny's new mascot looks like a piece of POO ** Fri. Sept. 22 • It's illegal to go fishing in your pajamas (Weird Chicago Laws) • Massive DILDOS wash up on a beach and the children were horrified •...

Bird that eats the eyes of sleeping humans?? ***Thurs. Sept. 21st • Taco Bell is going to server alcohol because you HAVE to be drunk to eat it! • Man in a diaper and gorilla mask steals bananas fr...

Chinese eat eggs boiled in the urine of young men *** Tues. Sept. 19th • Trash Island in the Pacific will be an actual "Nation" with your help • 32,000 people in Japan turned 100 years old and it's...

End of the World will be Sept. 23rd **** So say Biblical conspiratorial morons • 3 women caught stealing 18 cases of Spam from a Hawaiian market

Sign language interpreter warns of bears, monsters for Hurricane Irma Emergency • Dumb scientists still wanna use RADIO technology to contact advanced Aliens • PART TWO of "Do Aliens even own a radio?

Being sexually attractive to clowns is called something ### Fri. Sept. 15th • Barely fertile man has 120 wives and only 28 children??? • Women getting arrested ON PURPOSE after sexy police pic goes...