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May 24, 2023 Doctor has the janitor assist in amputation procedure. NASA sending robot snakes to explore space.
Doctor fired for allowing janitor to assist on amputation procedure. NASA will soon send robot snakes to Jupiter. High School yearbook documents sex and drugs and booze escapades. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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18 min
May 23, 2023 Man shot roommate for eating last Hot Pocket. Topless Jeep Weekend in Texas goes as expected.
Man shoots roommate for eating his Hot Pocket. City of Kyle's falls short of the name world record. Over 200 arrested at Texas Topless Jeep Beach Week. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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20 min
May 22, 2023 No gay nuns for Pride Day because that's too gay. The dog poo capital of the US is....
Transplant patient view her own heart inside a museum. Seattle is the dog poop capital of the US. Dodgers remove the gay nuns for Pride Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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15 min
May 19, 2023 Floridaman attacks police officer with meat. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman attacks a cop with meat. Floridaman shoots another over game of Checkers. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character. Floridaman sets a record for consecutive days living underwater. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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17 min
May 18, 2023 Man claims his dog was driving to get out of DUI. Man banned from being near women in public.
London man banned from standing near women in public. FBI charges man in theft of famous ruby slippers man accused of DUI swapped places with his dog. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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20 min
May 17, 2023 Priests will wear QR codes to show sex offenders. Schools to ban chocolate milk in cafeterias.
China fines comedian $2m for insulting government. Chocolate milk soon to be banned in US schools. French Catholic priests to wear QR code so public can see which are sex offenders. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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18 min
May 16, 2023 Are you stressed? Try a British accent! Forgot how to smile? Take our smiling seminar!
Young Americans using British accent to lower anxiety. Man bungles Subway robbery by asking for all the bread. Smiling practice seminars are popular in Japan following mask mandates. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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25 min
May 15, 2023 City bans dog barking at the dog park. Pizzeria shut down after lacing food with cannabis.
Montreal bans barking at the dog park. Cannabis pizzeria shit down for lacing food with cannabis. Buy contact lenses that "saw" a Taylor Swift concert for $10k. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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16 min
May 12, 2023 Florida teacher lets student hit her vape pen. Dude hits lady in bed after getting her name wrong.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman White Boy Rick punches woman during sex. Alligator mating season is here! Florida teacher let her student hit the vape. Florida will pave their roads with radioactive waste. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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21 min
May 11, 2023 Man opens store selling crack, meth and cocaine. Dangerous rabbit attacks residents in small town.
Man arrested for opening drug store selling heroin cocaine meth and crack. Gang arrested for selling fake glasses that showed naked people. Dangerous rabbit attacking residents in Iowa. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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13 min