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3 dudes (of course). 3 decisions. 1 winner.
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Topics: Bring Her Back and the black angel tapes, Horror movies things that I can't handle, Why you never steal someone's food, A red herring shaped like a vienna sausage, Canada's very own tipless man, Gotta get the shorts up, Texas toilet poopy trapper, The dumbest crime in history, WTF PAUL, Weirdos only.
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Follow the show on YouTube, Instagram or TikTok and if you have any weird but wonderful news / stories, email me at [email protected].
Listen to the show on Spotify and Apple.
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00:00 - It begins
01:28 - Story 01: The Vienna Sausage Dispute
03:57 - Poirotian Spoilers
05:34 - Story 02: Drunk man’s member freezes to icy pavement
13:57 - Story 03: The Texas toilet 'poopy traps'
24:56 - Outro
Whether you’re dodging the family, or riding solo this season, we’ve got you covered with a Weird But Wonderful 2024 Christmas Special. And it’s got everything you want on a day like today—Home Alone style booby traps, a Christmas edition of Film or Fake, a brief tuning into the always creepy Missed Connections (with a special post by David), and we finish by dishing out some always needed holiday time advice.
We crossed paths in the kitchenware aisle. Both of us drawn to the same set of plates, the same set of cutlery. I watched your hand hover over the box—mine was close, too close. For a moment, our fingers nearly brushed. You took it. You won.
00:44 - Defending your house Home Alone style
03:32 - Cool David pays us a visit
09:20 - Back to Home Alone defence
12:27 - What’s coming up
15:57 - Film or Fake: Guess The Fake Christmas Movie
43:45 - Writer’s Corner: The Lore of Chill David
48:40 - Craigslist: Missed Connections
1:02:03 - David’s Missed Connection
1:10:38 - The Advisory: Christmas Advice
1:26:44 - Outro
1:29:58 - David rewrites his Missed Connection post
What if the food dye in your Doritos could make living things invisible? And while we’re processing that, one neighbourhood is on high alert with unwelcome surprises being left on a man’s porch—and it’s definitely not a package. Meanwhile, when it comes to cheating, conventional wisdom says affairs ruin lives, but a new study reveals that many cheaters have no regrets at all.
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Topics: Why is evil so much stronger than good, Russell Crowe can’t play 2 catholic exorcist guys within 12 months because people get confused, A PSA for the horror community, The Devil is stronger than God in horror movies, Dye in Doritos is being used to turn mice transparent, X-Ray vision is real but involves more snack foods than you’d think, Invisibility cloak eat your heart out, Rein in science, The apocalypse we never saw coming, When someone poops on your porch several times it has to be revenge for something right, Catch me if you can, What are you waiting for huh?, Smooth transitions, Many people don’t regret cheating, Most cheating surveys are taken by couples in therapy, The experience of Ashley Maddison users, How people feel about cheating, I thought more people would regret cheating, Chronic deprivation, THEY ALWAYS TRY TO SELL YOU, Who even uses the bell on YouTube?
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Follow the show on YouTube, Instagram or TikTok and if you have any weird but wonderful news / stories, email me at [email protected].
Listen to the show on Spotify and Apple.
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00:00 - It begins
00:29 - Russell Crowe and his confusing exorcist movies
05:02 - Good vs Evil
07:49 - The dye in Doritos turns mice transparent
15:08 - The porch pooper of Old Louisville
19:58 - Do people regret affairs?
35:45 - Therapists do not join you
38:47 - Outro
40:56 - Don’t hit the bell
Do you ever head out for work one day... and then not come home for 30 years wearing the same clothes with zero memory of where you've been? No? Weird, because it happened to a guy in Romania. We also have a chat about:
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Topics: Missed connections in Bellingham Washington, WA, Inviting the delivery driver inside, Hot moms of Whatcom, Your credit card looks awesome, Poorly received compliments, Flirting on the freeway, 2nd families, A man returns home after 30 years with no memory in the same clothes he went missing in, Unsolved mysteries, Weird cases, Des Moines David’s stinky feet is forever etched into Google dot com, SEO is your enemy, Atlanta hospital loses patients skull, Kiki K organisational systems for flaps.
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Follow the show on YouTube, Instagram or TikTok and if you have any weird but wonderful news / stories, email me at [email protected].
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00:00 - It begins
02:42 - Missed connections
15:58 - Man returns home after 30 years missing
28:22 - Stinky feet argument leads to police callout
34:24 - The hospital lost my skull
42:40 - Outro
The robots are turning themselves off. You can't trust your fishing buddies now that Bigfoot's real. Revenge bites are actually working. Airport security aren't missing a damn thing. And now they're double bricking Maccas at midday - WTF HAPPENED!?
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Topics: Counter Strike world cup, Comedians with sports podcasts, Evangelion one hour photo, The robot workforce feeling the burnout, Terminator sucks, Robot workloads, Seamless podcast topic transitions, Friendship, Summoning folkloric bush creatures, Reddit crime solvers to the rescue, The OSBI in full force but not as cool as the FBI, Noodling with the boys before sacrificing your friend to Bigfoot, Revenge biting snakes is a red flag trait, Crabby daddy’s revenge, Tadpole mouth, Airport hacks, Hiding in plain sight, Internet retention techniques used to commit crimes irl, Subway surfer distracted crimes, What colour was the wallpaper.
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Follow the show on YouTube, Instagram or TikTok and if you have any weird but wonderful news / stories, email me at [email protected].
Listen to the show on Spotify and Apple.
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00:00 - It begins
00:52 - Why does everyone have a sports podcast now
02:00 - First robot to destroy itself
05:57 - I’m bad at transitions
06:26 - Man attacks friend over fears of summoning Bigfoot
15:47 - Snake bites man, man bites back
20:52 - Woman smuggles tadpoles in mouth through airport
24:38 - Turtles in cereal boxes?
27:52 - Broad daylight nude McDonalds bricking
32:25 - Outro
MAKE PODCASTING AUDIO AGAIN! This week we return to basics and put our finger on the pulse of society in July of 2024.
This week we’re talking Castro’s naked vigilantes, margarita mayhem & butt chuggin’ in the bay area, politics in 2024, and we’re absolutely talkin’ Baba Venga’s 2025 end of the world prediction.
Nude up. Sit down. Strap in. And lets get weird… but wonderful!
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Topics: Blind mystic Baba Vanga predicts the end of the world, Alien contact by 2130, The world ending drought of 2170, 3005 we fight Mars, The dooms day clock set to 90 secs to midnight for 2nd year in a row, Stop kink shaming, Margarita butt chugging, Ratting yourself out, Filming the crime, The Internet in dog years, Things are getting weirder, Politics has gotten too weird, Japanese political candidate strips on live tv, The nude heroes of the Castro, The violent blow torch pirate stopped by nudists, Unsheathing, The nudist privacy policy, Buying restraining orders, Having a pirate mentality about you, The viral clown videos, and A quick self review.
Podcast Question of the Week:
What’s more confronting?
A. Man dressed as a pirate with a blowtorch
B. 2 fully starkers dudes
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00:00 - It begins
00:29 - Blind mystic predicts the world ends in 2025
07:20 - Margarita butt chugging is frowned upon
16:45 - Politics are weird in 2024
19:00 - Nude heroes
26:13 - Podcast question of the week
29:11 - Viral clown videos
29:39 - The recap & review
31:30 - Outro
Two of the most important topics ever to be covered in podcast history. The kidnapping of an Algerian man found after 26 years in his neighbour’s cellar and DIY POOP TRANSPLANTS🎉! That’s right, it’s a high-brow show! But for real, did you know that you can transfer depression through your bowl movements?
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Topics: Always split the inheritance, Kidnapped by a witch, Magic mermaid voice spells, Omar Bin Omran, The TikTok witch guy, Sniffing out trouble, Link between gut health and mental and physical health conditions, Designer $hit, How poop affects our bodies, Spiralling up, Depression microbes, Episode 91 - where it all went right.
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00:00 - Algerian Man Found Alive After 26 Years in Neighbour’s Cellar
06:16 - DIY Poop Transplants
25:13 - Outro
From Japan's criminal underworld to the pews of Pennsylvania, we delve into the bizarre tales of the Yakuza Pokemon Heist and a trusted priest's descent into the addictive allure of mobile gaming.
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Topics: Yakuza plot to steal Pokemon, Gen Z giving up on crime, Alternative investment vehicles, TCG, Aging criminals, Sea cucumbers are the new black market gold mine, Pennsylvanian priest spends jesus bucks on candy crush, Pokemon Go get me more of the parish’s money, Double credit card whoopsie, The system says you’re dead, 2024 the year of the grift, Shrinkflation at the zoo, The recipes are being changed, Dying your chow chow to look like a bear, Cheese attack, Man or bear.
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Follow the show on YouTube, Instagram or TikTok and if you have any weird but wonderful news / stories, email me at [email protected].
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00:00 - It begins
01:13 - Yakuza leader arrested for Pokemon card heist
11:20 - Priest spends $41,000 on mobile games
16:26 - Woman is told she’s dead
20:46 - Zoo under fire for fake pandas
26:38 - The topics that didn’t make the cut
27:40 - Outro
Do you ever say "yes" when you really want to say "no"?
From awkward invites to events you'd rather skip, we get into why it's so tough to turn things down (even when you have zero interest). Dive into the research on saying "no thanks," and pick up a few tips and scripts to start saying no like a pro.
Also, Jason Blumhouse is ruining horror.
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Topics: Jason Blumhouse is now a horror warning label, The first omen, Imaginary, Paranormal activity, You’ll never find me, Selfish episodes, How to say no, We love a cancelled plan, Doing the dance of inviting someone who always declines, FOMO, The importance of tone when communicating, The No But Method, Broken ankle stories, Horror movie rants, Rachel transforms our lives, Maybe psychologists are onto something, Talking like a human, No more lies to get out of events, 2 takeaways.
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Follow the show on YouTube, Instagram or TikTok and if you have any weird but wonderful news / stories, email me at [email protected].
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00:00 - It begins
00:32 - Blumhousian Rage: Why horror movies are bad now
07:56 - Skip the horror, on with the show
08:35 - Are our fears of saying no overblown?
09:00 - Nothing better than a cancelled plan
11:25 - My struggle with perfectionism
12:24 - Back to our fear of saying no
15:05 - How to feel better about saying no
17:43 - DON’T LISTEN TO THIS PART
19:32 - The ‘No-But’ method
24:02 - The art of saying no to invites when you don’t want to do something
25:27 - Why we should say no
30:16 - The different ways to decline an invite
38:46 - Why we shouldn’t lie to get out of events
40:14 - Extending no to others
42:47 - Outro
45:41 - Shout out creatives
From the meteoric rise of crypto bros to folk singing assassins getting cancelled, doesn’t it all just make you want to commit a little fraud and hang up your feet with the worst staged accident of all time? Unless you’re already loaded, in which case buy a Bentley… they need it. But don’t steal the truck to get home from jail.
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Topics: The Sam Bankman-Fried Google doc, Coming out anti-work, Pretending to be republican, Changing the narrative, SBF, FTX, Alameda research, Hard rock nick, The face of crypto, Crypto bros, Schemes, Lawyer cartel, Pro freedom, Xerxes from 300, Painted beards, Cancel culture, John Hinkley Jr, Folk singing assassin cancelled, 43 years since the incident, Feet for fraud, The worst staged incident of all time, How tough it is to be a CEO in 2024, Bentley struggles despite hitting 3rd highest sales numbers, Sora AI commercials for bad companies, Car stuff, Man steals car to get home from prison and definitely not as part of some larger scale heist, GTA, Gamer card revoked.
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Follow the show on YouTube, Instagram or TikTok and if you have any weird but wonderful news / stories, email me at [email protected].
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00:00 - It begins
01:07 - Who is SBF & What is FTX
05:04 - SBF’s Google Doc
07:36 - Hard Rock Nick, the face of crypto
10:19 - Failed assassin blames cancel culture for cancelled gigs
14:47 - Man cuts off own feet in failed insurance scam
22:11 - Happiness Index
22:39 - Bentley boys are sad about being rich
28:28 - Outro
29:02 - Man steals truck to get home from prison
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