Weird but Wonderful

Weird but Wonderful

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  • A Tale of 3 Crash Outs

    3 dudes (of course). 3 decisions. 1 winner.

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    Topics: Bring Her Back and the black angel tapes, Horror movies things that I can't handle, Why you never steal someone's food, A red herring shaped like a vienna sausage, Canada's very own tipless man, Gotta get the shorts up, Texas toilet poopy trapper, The dumbest crime in history, WTF PAUL, Weirdos only.

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    00:00 - It begins

    01:28 - Story 01: The Vienna Sausage Dispute

    03:57 - Poirotian Spoilers

    05:34 - Story 02: Drunk man’s member freezes to icy pavement

    13:57 - Story 03: The Texas toilet 'poopy traps'

    24:56 - Outro

    28 min
  • Christmas Chaos: A Christmas Day Special

    Whether you’re dodging the family, or riding solo this season, we’ve got you covered with a Weird But Wonderful 2024 Christmas Special. And it’s got everything you want on a day like today—Home Alone style booby traps, a Christmas edition of Film or Fake, a brief tuning into the always creepy Missed Connections (with a special post by David), and we finish by dishing out some always needed holiday time advice.

    Grab a bev, find a seat, and join us for a festive episode to keep you company these holidays!

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    What's on the show:
    - How to defend your house Home Alone style
    - Film or Fake - Spot the fake Christmas movie
    - Writer’s Corner
    - Holiday Missed Connections
    - The Advisory: How to deal with family on Christmas day
    - David writes his own Missed Connection

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    David’s Missed Connection
    Myer in [redacted] - 12:30pm / 17 December

    You: Shoulder length, blonde hair with dark roots. Black tank top. White shorts. Sandals.
    Me: Black linen button up. Denim shorts. Short quaffed to the side dark hair (pomade)

    We crossed paths in the kitchenware aisle. Both of us drawn to the same set of plates, the same set of cutlery. I watched your hand hover over the box—mine was close, too close. For a moment, our fingers nearly brushed. You took it. You won.

    I lingered. Followed. Quiet footsteps, close enough to see you, far enough that you couldn’t see me—until the counter. You stood there, and I stood there, too. Watching. I couldn’t help it.
    You were perfect.

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    Missed Connection: Written by an Author
    Your hair fell like pale silk, the dark roots woven in shadow, betraying their depth. A black tank clung to your shoulders, white shorts struck against the fluorescents—a contrast as sharp as summer light on a blade’s edge. Sandals whispered across the polished floor.

    And me? A dark figure in linen, buttons loosed for heat and breathing room. Denim frayed where the thighs brushed. My hair, careful but careless—quiffed and neat beneath the sheen of pomade, like a river’s calm edge hiding the pull beneath.

    The kitchenware aisle. A strange place for fate’s gambits, but there it was, playing its hand. The plates sat immaculate in their glossy cardboard, the cutlery beside it gleamed, silver and righteous. My hand hovered, indecisive, but yours? Yours was deliberate. I saw your fingers approach—graceful, certain. For one breathless instant, they hovered close to mine, like two hesitant flies circling the same web. I thought our skin would meet. It didn’t.

    You took the box. You won.

    But I lingered. Ghosted steps, soft against linoleum—quiet enough to remain unseen, close enough to catch the barest curve of your silhouette as you moved. Your presence, magnetic; I followed, not hunting but drawn, as though by some string unseen, yet taut as iron wire.

    At the counter, you stopped. I stopped. The world contracted to a still frame: the edge of your profile beneath harsh retail lights. The line of your jaw, where sunlight might one day rest. I didn’t mean to watch you—but how could I not? My gaze was a moth, your figure the flame.

    You were perfect.

    And I watched. Because what else can you do when perfection, however fleeting, unfolds itself within reach?

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    00:00 - It begins

    00:44 - Defending your house Home Alone style

    03:32 - Cool David pays us a visit

    09:20 - Back to Home Alone defence

    12:27 - What’s coming up

    15:57 - Film or Fake: Guess The Fake Christmas Movie

    43:45 - Writer’s Corner: The Lore of Chill David

    48:40 - Craigslist: Missed Connections

    1:02:03 - David’s Missed Connection

    1:10:38 - The Advisory: Christmas Advice

    1:26:44 - Outro

    1:29:58 - David rewrites his Missed Connection post

    1 hr 32 min
  • Doritos Make Mice Invisible & Cheaters Regret Nothing

    What if the food dye in your Doritos could make living things invisible? And while we’re processing that, one neighbourhood is on high alert with unwelcome surprises being left on a man’s porch—and it’s definitely not a package. Meanwhile, when it comes to cheating, conventional wisdom says affairs ruin lives, but a new study reveals that many cheaters have no regrets at all.

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    Topics: Why is evil so much stronger than good, Russell Crowe can’t play 2 catholic exorcist guys within 12 months because people get confused, A PSA for the horror community, The Devil is stronger than God in horror movies, Dye in Doritos is being used to turn mice transparent, X-Ray vision is real but involves more snack foods than you’d think, Invisibility cloak eat your heart out, Rein in science, The apocalypse we never saw coming, When someone poops on your porch several times it has to be revenge for something right, Catch me if you can, What are you waiting for huh?, Smooth transitions, Many people don’t regret cheating, Most cheating surveys are taken by couples in therapy, The experience of Ashley Maddison users, How people feel about cheating, I thought more people would regret cheating, Chronic deprivation, THEY ALWAYS TRY TO SELL YOU, Who even uses the bell on YouTube?

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    00:00 - It begins

    00:29 - Russell Crowe and his confusing exorcist movies

    05:02 - Good vs Evil

    07:49 - The dye in Doritos turns mice transparent

    15:08 - The porch pooper of Old Louisville

    19:58 - Do people regret affairs?

    35:45 - Therapists do not join you

    38:47 - Outro

    40:56 - Don’t hit the bell

    44 min
  • Gone without a trace: Missing man, missing skull

    Do you ever head out for work one day... and then not come home for 30 years wearing the same clothes with zero memory of where you've been? No? Weird, because it happened to a guy in Romania. We also have a chat about:

    • Bellingham Washington and it's wonderfully vibrant Missed Connections section where people are endlessly reaching out into the Graigslist-ian void love songs and dedications style
    • Iowa and it's stinky-feet-ed dude whose foot stank was so bad it led to a pew pewin'
    • And an Atlanta hospital who may or may not have lost part of a patient's skull and wanted him to pay for the fake skull they had to put back in even though they lost it

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    Topics: Missed connections in Bellingham Washington, WA, Inviting the delivery driver inside, Hot moms of Whatcom, Your credit card looks awesome, Poorly received compliments, Flirting on the freeway, 2nd families, A man returns home after 30 years with no memory in the same clothes he went missing in, Unsolved mysteries, Weird cases, Des Moines David’s stinky feet is forever etched into Google dot com, SEO is your enemy, Atlanta hospital loses patients skull, Kiki K organisational systems for flaps.

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    00:00 - It begins

    02:42 - Missed connections

    15:58 - Man returns home after 30 years missing

    28:22 - Stinky feet argument leads to police callout

    34:24 - The hospital lost my skull

    42:40 - Outro

    46 min
  • Bigfoot blamed for murder

    The robots are turning themselves off. You can't trust your fishing buddies now that Bigfoot's real. Revenge bites are actually working. Airport security aren't missing a damn thing. And now they're double bricking Maccas at midday - WTF HAPPENED!?

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    Topics: Counter Strike world cup, Comedians with sports podcasts, Evangelion one hour photo, The robot workforce feeling the burnout, Terminator sucks, Robot workloads, Seamless podcast topic transitions, Friendship, Summoning folkloric bush creatures, Reddit crime solvers to the rescue, The OSBI in full force but not as cool as the FBI, Noodling with the boys before sacrificing your friend to Bigfoot, Revenge biting snakes is a red flag trait, Crabby daddy’s revenge, Tadpole mouth, Airport hacks, Hiding in plain sight, Internet retention techniques used to commit crimes irl, Subway surfer distracted crimes, What colour was the wallpaper.

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    00:00 - It begins

    00:52 - Why does everyone have a sports podcast now

    02:00 - First robot to destroy itself

    05:57 - I’m bad at transitions

    06:26 - Man attacks friend over fears of summoning Bigfoot

    15:47 - Snake bites man, man bites back

    20:52 - Woman smuggles tadpoles in mouth through airport

    24:38 - Turtles in cereal boxes?

    27:52 - Broad daylight nude McDonalds bricking

    32:25 - Outro

    35 min
  • Nude Heroes, Booty Brewin’ and the 2025 Apocalypse

    MAKE PODCASTING AUDIO AGAIN! This week we return to basics and put our finger on the pulse of society in July of 2024.

    This week we’re talking Castro’s naked vigilantes, margarita mayhem & butt chuggin’ in the bay area, politics in 2024, and we’re absolutely talkin’ Baba Venga’s 2025 end of the world prediction.

    Nude up. Sit down. Strap in. And lets get weird… but wonderful!

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    Topics: Blind mystic Baba Vanga predicts the end of the world, Alien contact by 2130, The world ending drought of 2170, 3005 we fight Mars, The dooms day clock set to 90 secs to midnight for 2nd year in a row, Stop kink shaming, Margarita butt chugging, Ratting yourself out, Filming the crime, The Internet in dog years, Things are getting weirder, Politics has gotten too weird, Japanese political candidate strips on live tv, The nude heroes of the Castro, The violent blow torch pirate stopped by nudists, Unsheathing, The nudist privacy policy, Buying restraining orders, Having a pirate mentality about you, The viral clown videos, and A quick self review.


    Podcast Question of the Week:

    What’s more confronting?

    A. Man dressed as a pirate with a blowtorch

    B. 2 fully starkers dudes

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    00:00 - It begins

    00:29 - Blind mystic predicts the world ends in 2025

    07:20 - Margarita butt chugging is frowned upon

    16:45 - Politics are weird in 2024

    19:00 - Nude heroes

    26:13 - Podcast question of the week

    29:11 - Viral clown videos

    29:39 - The recap & review

    31:30 - Outro

    33 min
  • Kidnapped by a witch

    Two of the most important topics ever to be covered in podcast history. The kidnapping of an Algerian man found after 26 years in his neighbour’s cellar and DIY POOP TRANSPLANTS🎉! That’s right, it’s a high-brow show! But for real, did you know that you can transfer depression through your bowl movements?

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    Topics: Always split the inheritance, Kidnapped by a witch, Magic mermaid voice spells, Omar Bin Omran, The TikTok witch guy, Sniffing out trouble, Link between gut health and mental and physical health conditions, Designer $hit, How poop affects our bodies, Spiralling up, Depression microbes, Episode 91 - where it all went right.

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    00:00 - Algerian Man Found Alive After 26 Years in Neighbour’s Cellar

    06:16 - DIY Poop Transplants

    25:13 - Outro

    28 min
  • Pokémon Gangsters & The Candy Crush Cleric

    From Japan's criminal underworld to the pews of Pennsylvania, we delve into the bizarre tales of the Yakuza Pokemon Heist and a trusted priest's descent into the addictive allure of mobile gaming.

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    Topics: Yakuza plot to steal Pokemon, Gen Z giving up on crime, Alternative investment vehicles, TCG, Aging criminals, Sea cucumbers are the new black market gold mine, Pennsylvanian priest spends jesus bucks on candy crush, Pokemon Go get me more of the parish’s money, Double credit card whoopsie, The system says you’re dead, 2024 the year of the grift, Shrinkflation at the zoo, The recipes are being changed, Dying your chow chow to look like a bear, Cheese attack, Man or bear.

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    00:00 - It begins

    01:13 - Yakuza leader arrested for Pokemon card heist

    11:20 - Priest spends $41,000 on mobile games

    16:26 - Woman is told she’s dead

    20:46 - Zoo under fire for fake pandas

    26:38 - The topics that didn’t make the cut

    27:40 - Outro

    30 min
  • FOMO no mo and how to stop saying “Yes”

    Do you ever say "yes" when you really want to say "no"?

    From awkward invites to events you'd rather skip, we get into why it's so tough to turn things down (even when you have zero interest). Dive into the research on saying "no thanks," and pick up a few tips and scripts to start saying no like a pro.

    Also, Jason Blumhouse is ruining horror.

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    Topics: Jason Blumhouse is now a horror warning label, The first omen, Imaginary, Paranormal activity, You’ll never find me, Selfish episodes, How to say no, We love a cancelled plan, Doing the dance of inviting someone who always declines, FOMO, The importance of tone when communicating, The No But Method, Broken ankle stories, Horror movie rants, Rachel transforms our lives, Maybe psychologists are onto something, Talking like a human, No more lies to get out of events, 2 takeaways.

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    00:00 - It begins

    00:32 - Blumhousian Rage: Why horror movies are bad now

    07:56 - Skip the horror, on with the show

    08:35 - Are our fears of saying no overblown?

    09:00 - Nothing better than a cancelled plan

    11:25 - My struggle with perfectionism

    12:24 - Back to our fear of saying no

    15:05 - How to feel better about saying no

    17:43 - DON’T LISTEN TO THIS PART

    19:32 - The ‘No-But’ method

    24:02 - The art of saying no to invites when you don’t want to do something

    25:27 - Why we should say no

    30:16 - The different ways to decline an invite

    38:46 - Why we shouldn’t lie to get out of events

    40:14 - Extending no to others

    42:47 - Outro

    45:41 - Shout out creatives

    47 min
  • Crypto Kingpins, Feet for Fraud & the Folk Singing Assassin

    From the meteoric rise of crypto bros to folk singing assassins getting cancelled, doesn’t it all just make you want to commit a little fraud and hang up your feet with the worst staged accident of all time? Unless you’re already loaded, in which case buy a Bentley… they need it. But don’t steal the truck to get home from jail.

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    Topics: The Sam Bankman-Fried Google doc, Coming out anti-work, Pretending to be republican, Changing the narrative, SBF, FTX, Alameda research, Hard rock nick, The face of crypto, Crypto bros, Schemes, Lawyer cartel, Pro freedom, Xerxes from 300, Painted beards, Cancel culture, John Hinkley Jr, Folk singing assassin cancelled, 43 years since the incident, Feet for fraud, The worst staged incident of all time, How tough it is to be a CEO in 2024, Bentley struggles despite hitting 3rd highest sales numbers, Sora AI commercials for bad companies, Car stuff, Man steals car to get home from prison and definitely not as part of some larger scale heist, GTA, Gamer card revoked.

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    00:00 - It begins

    01:07 - Who is SBF & What is FTX

    05:04 - SBF’s Google Doc

    07:36 - Hard Rock Nick, the face of crypto

    10:19 - Failed assassin blames cancel culture for cancelled gigs

    14:47 - Man cuts off own feet in failed insurance scam

    22:11 - Happiness Index

    22:39 - Bentley boys are sad about being rich

    28:28 - Outro

    29:02 - Man steals truck to get home from prison

    33 min

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