This week's episode is brought to you by Ostrich Waffles! We chat about Arnold's babies, the Geico gecko, and whether or not we would try synthetic human flesh in yet another episode about people eating people. Why is it always about cannibalism!?

This week’s episode is brought to you by Leftover Valentine’s Day Chocolate! Buckle up, because this week we’re talking about chicken crocs, puppet proctology, and our tips for surviving on a desert island.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Super Broom! We chat about a cell phone case that mimics human flesh, and make an announcement, before answering that age-old question: would you rather ride a giraffe or a donkey?

This week’s episode is brought to you by Bubbie’s Boobies and Tits! We discuss the invention of the chainsaw before discussing which kinds of animals we would rather talk to…. We promise that the two aren’t related!

This week's episode is brought to you by the Selkie Stick! We discuss bad lyrics, bands that used to be awesome but now suck, and Justine's shockingly accurate theory for why some bands and artists suddenly can't write good music.