It's Buffy's 17th birthday! While the slayer's friends plan a surprise party for her, Drucilla is finishing up a scheme that could spell doom for both Buffy - and the world! Special guest Seawitchling (Michelle Burton) returns to examine the sex politics, surprises, and horrors that this seminal episode has to offer. Oh, and Liesl and Joshua further try to cement their new ratings system to some degree of success.

Trust issues and parenting mistakes abound this week as Buffy and the gang have to take care of eggs for a class project. However, what seems like a simple life lesson may hide some sinister ulterior motives. Plus cowboy vampires.

DADDY ISSUES, ACTIVATE! This week we're joined by our resident potion mistress, Seawitchling (Michelle Burton), to talk about what happens when Buffy's mom starts DATING. This new guy cooks, has a strong moral code, and respects Buffy's personal feelings - no matter how violent they are. He's PERFECT. Maybe a little.....too perfect?

The dual-slayer badassness comes to an epic conclusion as our heroes face off against Spike, his bounty hunters, and.....Drucilla? The only question is....will Angel make it out of the melee alive (relatively speaking)?

Spike's planning something eeeevil, and he's hired a bunch of supernatural bounty hunters to give the slayer a hard time. Meanwhile, Buffy and the scooby gang are trying to figure out they're futures. IF THEY HAVE ONE.

Giles' past comes back into play (can you say "Ripper"?) as a series of deaths lead the scooby gang to learn some dark secrets about their local watcher. Liesl and Joshua are joined by Matt Shipway (Meat Cute, standup), who has....opinions.

An old friend comes to Sunnydale and Liesl and Joshua don't trust him - or his shitty earring.

Sunnydale falls prey to an evil warlock who makes Halloween a little TOO real.

Buffy and the gang investigate a series of abductions and murders. Rich assholes may or may not be involved.

Xander has no luck with the ladies. :-(