Just woke up and smoked a joint out here in the country. Grab a cup of coffee, and let's chill.

Big Daddy is not 56, he is Sixty Fucking Three! I passed my pee test with synthetic urine, and my plans for tomorrow.

I met my new mildly racist HR lady today for my new job. We clearly disagree when it comes to working with immigrants. What I've been up to on Seeking Arrangements, and my plans to FINALLY get some dick tomorrow.

I saw a half of an old lady's titty in Sac's Fifth Avenue! My truck broke down on my way to a dick appointment, but I made the most of a bad night. Building more onto my house, and my plans for tomorrow.

I got the job that I interviewed for, now I have to figure out how to pass the pre-employment drug screening. I fucked up an invoice for on of my favorite clients. Big Daddy wants to meet, so I am stuffing my face with pineapple as I finish up this podcast and run out the door.

I had another amazing dream about Big Daddy last night, only to wake up to an empty bed. I profile my next Sugar Daddy, and talk about my current Instagram catfish that I have on the line. **with some bonus Eminem bars after the commercial break**

I just harvested some dove on the farm, and I want to talk about hunting a little bit. I have a poaching story, and a nightmare story about killing a pig for a barbecue in Washington state. Vegans beware, there will be blood.

I had a great weekend volunteering at the Texas Miracle Ranch north of Houston. We have some Sugar Daddy dates planned this week, and I tell you all about my plans for the week in this Sunday report. Let's talk about it

The area 51 raid is less than 10 hours away! Cousin Cam and I cover the details in preperation for the event. We talk about cucking, phases in high school, smoking, and so much more. Join us for a fun conversation about these crazy times we live in.

Let's talk about period sex! Tampon horror stories, earning your red wings, and menstrual cups. We're getting nasty in this one, you've been warned.