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If you're a cute girl, people just give you things. Police let me get away with drunk driving, waiters buy my drinks, it's kind of ridiculous. Everyone says that they want equality, but pretty women would be giving up alot of perks.

Let's talk about getting physically hurt. While I was in the Navy, I got into some fights that resulted in bad injuries. I've also treated and witnessed some gruesome accidental injuries. I've got sea-stories for y'all, so strap in.

I saw my Russian Sugar Daddy today, and made plans with Peggy. Bombshell from Peggy, and a date with Big Daddy this week. Also, I got attacked by a venomous snake and I killed it.

Today I begin construction on my new house here out in the country. Checking in today, and planning out my Sugar dates for this coming week.

Why am I divorced? Basically because I can't stay away from older guys. Also, I miss buying mushrooms from the dark web.

I might drive into the city for some dates/ sex appointments, we shall see. Building my own house, and developing the farm. Let's talk about meet ups on the horizon!

Remembering that day 18 years ago. This is not one of my usual episodes, this is meant to show respect and serve as a reminder of what happened on that day.

**Highly reccomend if you don't listen to every episode***This episode explains the characters in my Sugar Baby chronicles, and highlights some of my favorite episodes you may have missed. May this shed some light on any questions you have about my current Sugar Daddies, as I try and fill in the blanks.

"Selfies" are not flattering, and you probably shouldn't be talking them if you're over a certain age. I ran into some sexy cowboys in the woods, let's talk about it!

I went out to a honky tonk last night, and was very disappointed to find the smallest dick ever. Usually Cajun boys are better than that.