Welcome to GAMECORP

"Hey-yuh there. Oooooold Man Jenkins, here, lettin' y'all know the power's out this week at the ol' GameCorp Headquarters. But, you think that'd stop the Head2Head boys from podcastin'? You bet your sweet-Kentucky-ass it would! But the boss says they gotta do it anyways, dag-nabit. So get ready for the most rootin'-tootin', hootin'-hollerin', no-scriptin' listener-questions-only episode ever. It's lazy, it's crazy, It's the Sweatpants Chronicles." There... typed all them words like them boys asked, now how do I get off this dang-fangled web-a-whosits?.. Hello?... Hellooooo?..... Dag-nabit.

◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Just like little orphan Annie from the Phantom Meany, we got the need... the need for lightspeed! Now this is podcasting! This episode is a battle between Sky vs Space, Lead vs Lasers, Jets vs Jedi, High-Gs vs Zero Gs, to see which makes for the better modern aerial dogfighter. Meanwhile, a mix-up with Illegal Movie Night leaves GameCorp on the brink of a war between the fandoms of Top Gun and Star Wars. Will the boys solve it before all war-is-hell breaks loose? Probably.

In this episode we talkin' musical ejaculate canon, sloppy second games, and once again.. we make the Libs Mad! We also find out the winner from last week's Audience Head2Head, "Which MMO came closest to being the World-of-Wowcraft killer? Elder Scrolls Online vs Final Fantasy 14." Now you big stud... execute order 69 or lose me forever. (Press play) 

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◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Local Forecast by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3989-local-forecast

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Balloon Game by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3414-balloon-game

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Americana by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3361-americana

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Gather 'round Lords n' Ladies and I will tell you a tale about Brave Knights, Distressed Damsels, and video game podcasts? That's right! In this retro fantasy episode, The Boss is forcing everyone to work a weekend at the Renaissance Festival, so he can relive his ol' glory days. So were using this opportunity to showcase two medieval games that boasted more deaths than the black plague. These brutal classics are full of monsters, magic, mayhem and malicious developers who want nothing more than to see you cry.

In this episode we talkin' first polygons we fell for, minecraft's inherit existential dread, and getting cancer from Second Life. We also find out the winner from last week's Audience Head2Head, "who is the best first-gen starter pokemon?: Charmander, Squirtle, Bulbasaur". Now, if you would excuse me, my lords and ladies, I have some crystal unicorns and a weird juggling stick to purchase. So, without further ado, let ye old podcast... commence! (...press ye olde play button)

https://twitter.com/Head2headPod 

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https://h2hpod.com/

◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Move over Blippi and drink bleach Peppa Pig, cause there's a new kids show in town! ...and it's a podcast! Cause toddlers love podcasts? Right!? RIGHT!?!? Well, anyways it's Bring-Your-Kid-To-Work Day and so were doing a battle between ridiculously broken babysitting games. It's a episode filled with murderous tykes, gundam-slow grandmas, and the glitchiest babies to ever be born outside of Chernobyl. Meanwhile, your hosts struggle with censoring their potty-words and keeping the show family-friendly, to avoid getting *bleeped* by an organization even more evil than GameCorp... the Federal Communications Commission.

We're mixin' uppers-n-downers in this mind-altering battle between a slo-mo meta shooter and a truck-hoppin' parkour platformer. Get yo body movin' for these games, that are filled with more sweaty action and close encounters than free-pill-night at your local german disco lounge. Meanwhile, the boss learns he's loaded with coin... that are made from bits.. but forces Luke on a wacky smuggling adventure across state lines while the podcast department does their best to guide him. What's all that really mean? It's a trucker episode.. we did a trucker episode... it's got trucker lingo.. it's pretty simple.

In this episode we talkin' the Next Gen Poverty, how soda hurts our tum-tums, and who is to blame for all our bad jokes. We also find out the winner from last week's audience Head2head, "Which is the better Gamer Fuel?: Dota 2 Vs League of Legends". Now discontinue the eye portion of this episode, and begin the ear segment!!... (just press play)

https://twitter.com/Head2headPod

https://www.instagram.com/head2headpodcast/

https://h2hpod.com/

◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Bama Country Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Tight leather, endless apathy, rock-solid hair, and a flair for casual violence. THESE are the things needed, to be a badass protagonist in gaming—or a lead singer for a hair metal band in the 80s. We've pair up two of the sexiest, stylin'est, slayin'est characters you wish you could be AND be with at... the same time. Meanwhile, the boss makes the office that much cooler with an overload of corporate sponsorships, cause nothing is more hip and B.A. than abandoning your principles and selling-out.

In this episode we talkin' modern horse racism, how to make the libs mad, and cowboy delivers his take on single motherhood. We also find out the winner of last week's dogfight in our audience Head2head between the goodest of boys: "D-Dog from MGS5 vs Dogmeat from Fallout 4". Also, quick note, we will no longer be reviewing video games moving forward. Enjoy the show.

https://twitter.com/Head2headPod

https://www.instagram.com/head2headpodcast/

https://h2hpod.com/

◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Local Forecast - Elevator Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Balloon Game" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Jerry Five Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Fresh Air Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Feeling overwhelmed by all the abundance of hyper-fun offered by all the sexy violent games out there!? Then boy do we got the games for you! These planet-industrializing logistics games are full of enough productivity, efficiency, and synergy to make an engineer adjust his collar and whisper "fuck yeah...". Meanwhile, the boss is making a few 'changes' around GameCorp to double the efficiency metrics, and the boys have to put a stop to the madness before the CEO fatcats get involved and ruin everything. Damn those Fatcats!

In this episode we talkin' the 'The Big Bang Theory' theory, how we'd "Finish him", and accidentally sexual harass of the head of HR. We also find out the winner of the eternal battle between the two MOBA gods from last week's audience Head2head: "Dota 2 Vs League of Legends". So that was the description, had some jokes, no waste or filler, very efficient and logistical, and so it is now time the precise time for you to hit play. 

https://twitter.com/Head2headPod

https://www.instagram.com/head2headpodcast/

https://h2hpod.com/

◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

We uncover a network of illegal Pokemon snuff games hidden by—Ha, just kidding, that was a lie! Feel betrayed? Swindled? Well good, 'cause in this episodes we face-off 3 games that are all about back-stabbing, trickery, and social-deception! Meanwhile, the boys get caught up in their own web of lies, when the boss forces them to je-bait their good friend, and up-and-coming Twitch star, Billy-Vanilli into becoming a slave-streamer for the evil GameCorp. Can they keep the secret and betray their friend or will the boss have to have the mods drop the banhammer on their employment? 

In this episode we talkin' corporate sex dungeons, questionable chocobo cuisine, and David Duchovny's European Baking Appliances. We also tally up your votes for last week's audience Head2head: "Which game had the best time control systems, Prince of Persia or Life is Strange?". Find out who wins that battle, and our main-event, triple-threat, Now!... Now!... Like right now!... You were suppose to press play when I said that.... Stop reading and start the show!

https://www.twitch.tv/billyvanilligaming

https://twitter.com/Head2headPod

https://www.instagram.com/head2headpodcast/

https://h2hpod.com/

◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The Song used is I Can’t Break from his Heart of the Juggernaut Album. Follow him on Twitter @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Aw phooey, it's a Quack Attack! The boys are goin' retro once again to finally settle the age-old argument about the most GODDAMN difficult Disney Duck Game. Is DuckTales (woohoo) going to take the top spot, or will Darkwing Duck? Who knows? We do! And so will you if you listen to the episode.. so... quit being an Uncle Scrooge and press play. 

In this episode we give our 100% accurate thoughts on Gamestop, almost get infiltrated by a ninja or something, and oh yeah, and we have a special surprise guest!

◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The Song used is I Can’t Break from his Heart of the Juggernaut Album. Follow him on Twitter @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Any music or SFX not specifically listed above are created by us or licensed under Creative Commons 0 (no rights reserved no attribution)

Oh Snap, Chat! We Got a Beeeeeeef Alert! It's Podcasters vs Youtubers, in this action-packed episode where the boys are forced to issue a challenge, after a clique of angsty Gen-z'ers throw shade at the prestigous medium of video game podcasting. In this battle, were looking at two classic beat'em ups for the nintendo.. but this time, rebooted! The new River City Girls vs the new Battletoads!

◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The Song used is I Can’t Break from his Heart of the Juggernaut Album. Follow him on Twitter @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Bama Country Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Urban Gauntlet by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5012-urban-gauntlet

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Dread by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4491-the-dread

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Boss Theme by sawsquarenoise

Link: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/sawsquarenoise/dojokratos/boss-theme

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