Welcome to Horror

It’s another cheeky bonus episode from Welcome To Horror!

Horror-On-Sea Film Festival celebrated its 10th anniversary this year, and we were lucky enough to attend 2 of it’s 6 day run.

Here the team talk about what they watched in a (hopefully) spoiler free way that should give you a flavour of these films coming your way soon.

FEATURES DISCUSSED: “The Haunting of the Lady Jane”, “End of Term”, “Eating Miss Campbell”, “The Last Twitch” and “Powertool Cheerleaders Vs The Boy Band of the Screeching Dead”.

SHORTS DISCUSSED: “Behind You”, “Gone”, “Malevolent”, “Karen’s Room”, “Room 4”, “Toffee Apples” and “Beep Beep”.

A massive congratulations to the Horror-On-Sea team for their continued success, and, as always, fantastic atmosphere. Roll on next year!

Merry belated Christmas! Here at WTH we know its always nice to get a belated gift when life has gone back to the dreary drudge of dull January so here you are! Scotchworthy president Tony Wash has very kindly made some time in his busy schedule to sit down and have a chat with Lee about the upcoming release of the 15th anniversary edition of “Its my party and I’ll die if I want to” and working with Bloody Disgusting on their latest short collection “bloody Bites”, as well as his recent work curating shorts for Bloody Disgusting TV and generally all things horror.

We encourage you all to help with this project by ordering a copy to help fund this release as well as all of Tony’s other films!

To pre-order your copy or pickup any of Tony’s other work mentioned please head over to: https://www.scotchworthy.com/store-1/

Welcome To Horror Presents: “House of We Have Been Watching”.

Yes folks, back for 2023 and we’re discussing what film/TV we’ve been enjoying over the festive period. Well, I say “enjoy…”

In this episode we talk about “Inside No.9: The Bones of St Nicholas”, “Count Magnus”, Disney’s “Z-O-M-B-I-E-S” trilogy, “She Will”, “The Menu”, “Possum”, “Torture Garden”, “Flux Gourmet”, and Somerset House’s “The Horror Show” Exhibition.

Beware of spoilers and swearing and join us!

And we open the “Inside No.9 Christmas Selection Box” one last time, but unlike a normal selection box, we’re not left with a few toffee pennies and that horrible coconut one. No, we’ve got a hazelnut whirl and a caramel barrel! (SNAP! There goes that metaphor.)

First off we have season 1’s horror foray “The Harrowing”, where we learn what rhymes with “Moloch”.

And then we finish with “The Devil of Christmas”, an outstanding evocation of television of yore, with a mention of eating an onion as if ‘twere an apple.

SPOILERS AHOY SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE WATCH THESE FANTASTIC EPISODES BEFORE WE RUIN THE MANY TWISTS AND TURNS SO MASTERFULLY CRAFTED BY SHEARSMITH AND PEMBERTON.

Watch (or re-watch), join us and have a Merry Messy Christmas

Having gorged ourselves on the first layer, it’s time to move to the next plastic tray in our “Inside No.9 Christmas Selection Box”. (Will this increasingly stretched metaphor hold up to the strain for next week? Only time will tell.).

First we’re looking at time “Séance Time”, where carefully curated terror can be erased by dog shit on the shoe; and “Mr King”, which gives us a lovely serving suggestion for tadpoles.

SPOILERS AHOY SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE WATCH THESE FANTASTIC EPISODES BEFORE WE RUIN THE MANY TWISTS AND TURNS SO MASTERFULLY CRAFTED BY SHEARSMITH AND PEMBERTON.

Watch (or re-watch), and join us.

Christmas is a time for dark stories, over indulgence and variety packs of treats. Thus, we present this December, our “Inside No.9 Christmas Selection Box”.

This episode we focus on “The Riddle of the Sphinx”, where we discover what’s long and hard and full of seamen.

Then we turn our attentions to “The Stakeout” where we learn just how much piss you can get into an empty Pringles Tube.

SPOILERS AHOY SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE WATCH THESE FANTASTIC EPISODES BEFORE WE RUIN THE MANY TWISTS AND TURNS SO MASTERFULLY CRAFTED BY SHEARSMITH AND PEMBERTON.

Watch (or re-watch), and join us.

Welcome To Horror Presents: “We Have Been Watching Meets The Wolf Man”.

It’s time once more, faithful listener, for the team to discuss the varied audio/visual treats that have been assailing our frontal cortexes.

In this episode we discuss “Wendell & Wild”, “The Witcher”, “Werewolf by Night”, “Hellraiser 2022”, “Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities” and “Night of Demons 2”, while Adam tells of his encounter with author, dreamweaver plus actor Garth Marenghi at the launch of his new book “TerrorTome”, and we briefly touch on “The Cornetto Trilogy”.

Beware of spoilers and swearing and join us!

Our Punk Horror double bill concludes with a recommendation from Leadbelt Art - a film that had slipped under the whole team’s radar for 23 years - the magnificently mental “Wild Zero”.

A documentary detailing 2 days in the life of your average gun-toting, fire-belching, shuriken-plectrum-wielding, spirit-guiding jet rock ‘n’ roll band. In this film we learn the very worst way to rob a petrol station; the power of a business leotard; and that a grenade launcher livens up any negotiations.

A thrilling dose of unapologetic madness, featuring zombies, explosions, nudity and, at its heart, “Love has no borders, nationalities or genders” a very pure message in a film that takes literally nothing else seriously - watch (or re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us.

Back by absolutely no demand it’s a Welcome To Everyone bonus episode for Halloween!

In a world filled with divisions, it’s time to find common ground, and for a few generations, that’s quoting The Simpsons.

The Not For Everyone Podcast’s Snobby Bobby and Crude Rude Dude team up with Welcome To Horror’s Chris, Lee and Adam to put together their ultimate list of The Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror segments.

You didn’t ask for it, and we delivered.

A Halloween gift from the “Welcome To Everyone” team, we hope you enjoy.

It’s Punk Horror month, and punk’s not just a costume, it’s a way of life, maaaan!

We kick off with Dan O’Bannon’s classic “The Return of the Living Dead”.

A movie in which Linnea Quigley ruins the tracking on a million VHS tapes; Poltergeist’s Mr Teague still hasn’t learnt about effective corpse disposal; and the most sensible and practical character is almost certainly a Nazi war criminal in hiding.

A fundamental horror comedy filled with pitch perfect performances, a real vein of nihilism and buckets of gore. The film that gave us running zombies and the love of brains - watch (or re-watch) to avoid spoilers, and join us.