Welcome To The Game Changer

Just because you try to get on a plane with 2 boxes of oranges, which are not allowed, the "Garbagio," is still not the right place. Just kidding! You guys are my morning Espresso chaser.

#bommchakalaka

I dont know what it is about

Fvck u if you don't thnk i'm funny

Welcome to my bullshit, where I have 1 goal in life. For me to live in Utopia. Now yes, in my Utopia, I do get my dick sucked every day, sometimes multiple times a day, preferably by my wife but that's not a requirement. In this episode, we discuss the challenges with overcoming addiction and offer the opportunity to suck dick instead of staying hooked on whatever poison you are hooked on. 

The thing about quitting addictive habits, particularly those that involve an actual physiological methodology explaining the level of pain an addict is currently going through, is that while all of these papers and research and trials do show some promise of a positive effect in one form or another, the research is no where near as strong as my audited trials that suggest addicts, society and the health care system would be better off if just one person sucked my dick a day. The results have been uncanningly consistent, and I personally do have a better day after getting a blow job. 

If you, or anyone you know would like to suck my dick, please, get in touch with me first so wh can arrange it, but also to go through the screening questions. First one is: 1. Are you a man, a woman or one of those new things?

Thank you to Anchor.fm for that nice bit of introductory music, I didn't even listen to it, or this podcast yet I chose it for the title of music file as it was called, "The Telling." Now I'm not sure what you think of me, nor do I care but I am telling you with utmost certainty I have been talking very sweetly to you all. I've been playing nice. I know seeing me scream "BoomChakalaka," in a pink banana hammock has hurt many of you substantially and so for that I truly do apologize that my kindness stings a little bit. I am that nurse that ripped off a band-aid. I am that coach that you absolutely hated, until you had a gold medal hanging around your neck. And I still like Rodney Dangerfield, Howard Stern, Eddie Murphy, John Candy and Will Smith. I also do not like to joke around. I do not like to put shit on Social Media. I do not like to be the centre of attention. I am looking at 4 books that I have wanted to read. But I can not do that, because I have not changed the world yet. I do not need your help. I would like it, but only if you want to, but I can tell you this with utmost certainty, I HAVE BEEN PLAYING NICE!