I don't need to care if you don't believe me when I say I'm a better driver than you. That is literally only for you to prove true to your self. 8ve driven through Taipei, Mexico City from Vancouver Island to Prince Edward Island. To Uranium City with a Uranus in my face! Across muskeg, football fields, through malls and even over barns. On wheels predominantly, but I've been on the roof, the doors and even the running boards. More than 5 million miles with tickets and accidents and dead rodents in my wake. I'm still the best mother trucking chauffeur that your gonna get for free this holiday season!

Christmas eve could damn near be free

Best time to drink and drive is tonight!

Be kind and love this exact second because I can guarantee you, you may not ever get to see it again

For a BMW

Still babbling about the idea and impact for value exchange of something I have in more excess than they do for something they have in greater excess than I. access to in exchange for something they have in more excess than I

I know I've stepped in dogshit more than twice in my life, but there are only 2 times which I so vividly remember because of the absolutely beautiful results that followed.

Bing bang boom

I'll dig into it later