Justin and William witness a woke ice cream shop suing the city of Seattle over CHOP damages, a trans man feeling unexpectedly lonely as a man, and the internet mourning Ted Kaczynski's death. Justin also reviews Transformers: Rise of the Beasts.

Justin and William witness a man dressing like a woman while selling princess dresses at Disneyland, Oxford University saying that Anglo-Saxons aren't real, and Hayley Williams saying that anyone who supports Desantis is dead to her. Justin also reviews Fast X.

Justin and William witness the lies around Desantis declaring his presidential campaign, TikTok  troublemaker Mizzy, and Target's pride merchandise. Justin also reviews The Little Mermaid (2023).

Justin and William witness the NAACP issuing a travel advisory against Florida, a Tennessee teen pepper-spraying a teacher after he takes away her phone, and the Tyranny of Packed Lunch. Justin also reviews Clerks III.

Justin and William witness a punter losing his NFL chance over gang rape allegations, the Texas mall shooter posting white supremacist content, and Title 42 ending. Justin also reviews Hypnotic.

Justin and William witness transgender biology debates, the House's new expenses plan, and Biden's new rhetorical approach. Justin also reviews Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.

Justin and William witness Disney suing Florida, if Whoopi Goldberg suggested that the Bible supports gender affirming surgery for children, and what transabled means. Justin also reviews Polite Society.

Justin and William witness a mortage rate rule change, the attempt to cancel Picasso, and the threat to national security that rightwing edgelords present. Justin also reviews Chevalier.

Justin and William witness diversity traveling to the moon, Whole Foods closing its flagship store in San Francisco, and Ultra Right Beer. Justin also reviews Renfield.

Justin and William witness DeSantis firing back at Disney, Newsom visiting Florida, and Washington state Democrats proposing an Excess Compensation tax.. Justin also reviews The Super Mario Bros. Movie.