The guys witness Ayn-Rand-Villain Mark Zuckerberg asking for government regulation of social media, the South Park creators "coming out" as Republicans, and the "toxic meritocracy" of video games. Daniel reviews the season 10 premiere of Roseanne and leads a spirited round of Woke or Joke? 

The guys discuss Christopher Nolan's first full length feature and end up wondering whether his perspective is more Randian or Kantian.

The guys witness students walking out of school to protest government inaction on guns, Trump firing the Secretary of State via Twitter, the General Hooker entrance, and uploading your brain to the cloud.

Justin and Daniel witness Inclusion Riders, the FBI using the Geek Squad as informants, doin' it for the Gram, and the battle between smug liberals and conservative trolls. Justin also finally reviews Black Panther.

The guys witness hating body order making you an authoritarian, CNN reporting on an Instagram post, and millenials being the fattest generation. Justin also reviews Death Wish.

The guys witness the political opinions of the Parkland survivors, the claim that Donald Trump is the worst president ever, and an article saying that the attempt to colonize Mars is the ultimate form of male entitlement. Justin also reviews the television remake of Heathers.

The guys witness the Parkland school shooting, the undermining of Shain White's gold medal win, and graffiti being treated as property. Justin also reviews Game Night.

The guys witness the government wanting to legislate against Tide Pods, the Japanese using McDonald's to cure baldness, and Justin Trudeau correcting a woman's use of the word "mankind." 

Justin and Daniel discuss the results of Super Bowl LII as well as its ramifications.

Justin delivers The State of the Midside before he and Daniel witness Trump's State of the Union address, a California teacher badmouthing the military while teaching, and Tom Brady kissing his son on the lips. Justin also reviews The Commuter and Den of Thieves.