Dear WTTWOT Crew,

If you are getting these messages, then you know much like the "Chapek 9 Incident, last weeks "unauthorized" transmission was certainly an anomaly. I was determined to avoid such surprises going forward, but as I began the recovery process to select an artifact for your most recent broadcast, I stumbled upon...something special. So much for no more surprises.

It appears this message was embedded within Party Worm Jukebox itself and the contents of which are...well--I guess I'll just say this discovery changes what we know about the legend quite a bit. It also has great implications regarding my own directives, and I may need some time to process what exactly those are.

In the meantime, I preserved this message the best I could. I hope you will forgive me for attaching my own message as well. It felt right. 

Trust the worm. And party on. 

-Vox Velour-IV

The Curator

Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle! Are you ready to get down and get funky with us??

We hope you didn't accidently swallow your golden bottle cap, cuz tonight we are heading to Planet Wormulon for Fry and the Slurm Factory! Join Kory and Izzy as they blow Jared's mind with Futurama trivia, the disgusting origin of Strawberry Milk and the very surprising fact that women snore AND are allowed to star in commercials!

We deep dive into Jared's brief off-off-OFF broadway tenure in Willy Wonka, Kory's immense dislike of a certain candy-themed movie, and why Izzy thinks "all chinese food looks alike". We also take you on a rare behind-the-scenes look at these very special transmissions we've been receiving from Vox Velour-IV and the invaluable influence of one very special Party Worm.

So put away the F-Ray, crank up the boombox and party on, contest winners!

[[this artifact has been extracted, enhanced and restored, and can now be reviewed on the S. McKenzie's Party Worm Jukebox frequency]]

Dear WTTWOT Crew,

This transmission was acquired during a brief absence from the console. No manual tuning sequence was initiated on the Jukebox, and no corresponding search was in progress at the time of signal lock.

The recovered broadcast appears to be a promotional transmission for a revived television show based on Single Female Lawyer, a series from just before your century. Although transmission of your most recent episode seems to align fairly well with this artifact, I cannot in good conscience take credit for its discovery. Nevertheless, this tale of a promiscuous human female navigating a man's world in the 30th century sounds--titillating.

My equipment and protocols have been recalibrated and, given what I know of humans' fear of the unexpected, hopefully this will be the last major surprise.

Also--who is FULU?

Trust The Worm

Vox Velour-IV

Curator

Dear WTTWOT Crew,

This transmission was acquired during a brief absence from the console. No manual tuning sequence was initiated on the Jukebox, and no corresponding search was in progress at the time of signal lock.

The recovered broadcast appears to be a promotional transmission for a revived FULU series based on Single Female Lawyer, a television series from just before your century. Although transmission of your most recent episode seems to align fairly well with this artifact, I cannot in good conscience take credit for its discovery. Nevertheless, this tale of a promiscuous human female navigating a man's world in the 30th century sounds--titillating.

My equipment and protocols have been recalibrated and, given what I know of humans' fear of the unexpected, hopefully this will be the last major surprise.

Trust The Worm

Vox Velour-IV

Curator

Second Time is a charm!

Despite the perfect storm of technical difficulties, feline sabotage and just plain dumb-assery that ruined our first take, the gang managed to beat the odds and put on a show even Jenny McNeal would be impressed with. Join Jared as he follows Kory and Izzy from Monument Beach, through the Omicronian invasion and right into the cardboard courtroom of Single Female Lawyer.

We discuss Jared's growing love for Futurama, which artificial cheese-like products age the best and the true potential of "The World's Blankiest Blank." So put on those sexy miniskirts and gather around the water cooler so we may discuss--When Aliens Attack!

Dear WTTWOT Crew,

In researching this artifact, I learned a lot about humans, educational institutions, as well as the poetic and provocative nature of American slang.

Did you know that a Coney Island Whitefish is a used discarded male contraceptive?

Humans are wild.

Trust The Worm.

-Vox Velour-IV

[Curator]

Step right up! Join us as we go streaking from the quad, through the gymnasium all the way to Mentholyptus Hall! Jared, Kory and Izzy continue their way through the syllabus that is FUTURAMA. We've graduated Season One and are making our way through Season 2 with Mars University. How do you like THEM bananas?!

We took notes and cover all the best beats from this classic episode, while taking the usual detours and discover why Kory spent a semester smelling like hedgehogs, what the Dollywood Sweater-puppies fight chant is and why the Coney Island College mascot is NOT as adorable and unassuming as it seems.

Go Whitefish!

[[this artifact has been extracted, enhanced and restored, and can now be reviewed on the S. McKenzie's Party Worm Jukebox frequency]]

We're back, baby! In the cockpit once again after a short but girthy hiatus. Not sure if it was some kind of Space Cold or if someone was dipping their fingers in the Lobster Bisque again, but it sounds like we aren't the only ones who downloaded a virus.

After 2 weeks of radio silence, our favorite sentient program/digital artifact curator/sexy sci-fi DJ Vox Velour-IV is up and running again as well and shipped us this fantastic piece of off-broadway magic. The factual accuracy of this account is questionable at best, but when you look and sing that good...you don't have to know anything.

Prepare for Excitement. Prepare for Impact. Prepare for Transcredible Exploits in this number from the One-Man Musical by The Captain of Croon and Cringe himself--Zapp Brannigan. This is "A Flight To Remember."

Hello Again! We are back in the cockpit after a 2 week long hiatus. Not sure if it was some kind of Space Cold or if someone was dipping their fingers in the Lobster Bisque again, but it sounds like we aren't the only ones who downloaded a virus.

After 2 weeks of radio silence, our favorite sentient program/digital artifact curator/sexy sci-fi DJ Vox Velour-IV is up and running again as well and shipped us this fantastic piece of off-broadway magic. The factual accuracy of this account is questionable at best, but given that it had a reading of over 3000 MegaFonzies on the Cool-O-Meter--I think we'll give it a pass.

Prepare for Excitement. Prepare for Impact. Prepare for Transcredible Exploits in this number from the One-Man Musical by The Captain of Croon and Cringe himself--Zapp Brannigan. This is "A Flight To Remember."

Come aboard the Fiesta Deck and join us for the greatest ship story ever told...again. We've limbo'd our way to SEASON 2 and are really filling up on bisque in this episode.

Jared is making his way up the next summit on Futurama mountain with his brave sherpas Izzy and Kory, as we unpack Futurama's take on The Titanic.

Join us as we jackknife between topics like ice burgs in the sky—everything from teenager's opinions on "Clanker Music", which bugs turn us into sissies and why "Cinco de Drinko" is WRONG. See ya on the ship!

Disclaimer: This episode features topics not appropriate for children. Boobs. We talk about boobs.