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Dustin and Igor justify the upcoming Disney+ price increase and remember the good and bad Prey.

Dustin recommends Only Murders in the Building, imagines Martin Short's final form, and reminisces about teaching at a famous high school.

The two sniff books at Chapters to stay literate and discuss creeping corporate expansion.

Igor flaunts two photos of McDonald's in his neck of the woods, ponders pictureless comic books, and argues the speed of shedding skin while Dustin rants about "ignorance is bliss" and recites a poem.

Then they both internalize the eternal youth of The Simpsons and continue the Tournament of Things.

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"See, this is where we need to have polls... and listeners."

Dustin and Igor tease the next Tournament of Things while Dustin unknowingly becomes intrigued by a horror comedy called Cherrypicker.

The two stand to stay fit, play "poison or not", jeer Cherophobia, and continue the current Tournament of Things.

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"To make something go right takes a lot more than to make something go wrong."

Dustin regales us with tales of his harrowing experiences and brings us aboard his new Steam Deck.

Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things.

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"Maybe we'll go against the grain and say that correlation is causation."

Dustin and Igor begin the first Tournament of Things to decide once-and-for-all the best first generation Pokémon.

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"We'll call him a Salvador Dali moustached rock snake."

Dustin and Igor talk through Igor's trials and tribulations on his trip to Philadelphia. They savour Montreal smoked meat poutine, Buffalo wings, cheesesteaks, francesinha, and chicken and waffles while spotting the difference between Buffalo and its animal brethren.

Igor buffalos Dustin while reviewing Uncharted (2022) and Ben Franklin's toilet (1787). Dustin defends his distaste for Tom Holland and introduces the inaugural Tournament of Things.

"I got to see Ben Franklin's private privy, and the hole experience was a little crappy."

Dustin and Igor air their dirty laundry in this season finale.

They have a conversation about making conversation and obtaining a post-secondary education by vending machine.

Dustin reveals his latest hobby: urban skeet shooting. He also apologizes to our American listeners before entering the Rant Ring for multiple consecutive rounds.

The two leave politics behind to become illiterate and find their inner voice, and Dustin describes his dream audiobooks.

"I don't believe stupid people are stupid; I think stupid people are lazy."

Dustin and Igor celebrate Kamehameha Day the only way they know how.

Dustin also reveals his favourite anime while Igor remembers his childhood Gogeta.

"You gotta pay the bill—or otherwise Goku's gonna come and break your legs!"

Dustin and Igor push the proverbial red button, become super strong and invincible at the expense of the entire world, decide whether they're leg or arm men, decline to have schizophrenia, puppeteer the weather, welcome our new crab overlords, play snakes and weasels, cast themselves out, and get paid to amaze.

This episode was inspired by Daily Poll Dilemmas.

"I don't want to hear people talk when they're talking."

Dustin and Igor get dirty, metaphorically—and literally!

Igor explains how to clean a pool while Dustin enjoys the new-book smell of his copy of the Witcher series.

The duo discusses the future of Netflix, the Warner Bros. Discovery merger, Twitter as presented by Elon Musk, and blood.

"Blood is the same type of fluid as milk."

Dustin and Igor think, therefore they are.

The two ponder the silent arrival of digital media and streaming and debate whether the world is 4K.

Dustin corrects what he said last time about DC and Watchmen.

While Dustin explains gerrymandering, Igor compares it to meandering Gerry.

Dustin and Igor investigate the link between rabies and vampirism.

Playing the optimist, Igor tries to encourage Dustin that he too can go Super Saiyan.

"Focus on what you can do, and try not to worry about the things you can't."