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Igor s-egg-ways into a new s-egg-ment about Salmonella. Dustin shares some subatomic and not-so-subatomic stories. Igor forgets about writing a non-award-winning song. Dustin continues the "What Would Europe Do?" survey.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Jynx v. Vulpix.

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References: Hormel does it again, orphan source 1, orphan source 2, Chernobyl Sarcophagus, Tom Scott and the Arsenic Mines, Stable Poliwag, Stable Kangaskhan.

"Cinderella is a bacteria... made of fire—as opposed to salmon."

Dustin and Igor have a crappy conversation and cube some potatoes. Igor reports a missing plane, reviews Moon Knight, and finds guidance while Dustin quizzes him.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Ditto v. Bellsprout, Snorlax v. Charmander, Chansey v. Slowpoke, Kabuto v. Magikarp, Kangaskhan v. Poliwag, Tangela v. Cubone, and Voltorb v. Diglett.

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References: bum gun.

"I think I used a bidet like once in my life, although I always think about it."

Dustin and Igor discuss Igor's whereabouts and go off on tangents.

Igor supplies some Canadian content, encounters a Kentucky Fried Console, and recommends City Hunter (1993). Dustin reviews Dragonball Evolution and considers watching A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy and Love and a Bullet.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm

"I think that's a good life lesson for everybody: make your own rules."

Dustin and Igor talk about the weather, golf, and Tubi. Then Igor reviews Dragonball Evolution while Dustin continues reviewing One Piece and yearns to become a cruciverbalist.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm

References: eating potato chips.

"I really do like my chain patterns."

Dustin and Igor prepare a Sesame Street episode about Ramadan and crossing the street.

Dustin teaches us about KFC's logos and the Taco Bell Hail Mary, and then shares his daring adventures at the supermarket. The two also brainstorm Dustin's upcoming brand of grocery store products.

Dustin wants to be the straight man and also spoils the ending of Ash's Pokemon adventures.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm

References: toy iron filings.

"The little chihuahua saved the colonel."

Dustin and Igor discuss heaven's org structure.

Igor reviews Reggie's book and Dustin compares leadership at the three console makers. They also celebrate celebrities who are outspoken nerds.

Next, Igor teases what he's reading now and Dustin gives his ongoing One Piece update.

Igor also shows off his boxes (1, 2, 3, 4) and potatoes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11).

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm

References: Luke Bryan, Reggie Fils-Aimé, Scythemen, Strong World.

"I hate Ash so much. I'm so glad he's dead."

Dustin and Igor discuss Casablanca, the White House, Gorffwysfa, and the OG whitewashing. Dustin quizzes Igor on wacky walkability, translucent toilets, and whistling kettles. The two also argue about the true meaning of Pancake Day.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm

"Being kicked out of a country—it's a really good motivation to go somewhere else."

Dustin and Igor discuss the appeal of a podcast management simulator. Igor tells the story of the Beale ciphers. Dustin quizzes Igor on taxes and tips, and reviews another arc of One Piece.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm

References: swarthy.

"The Mexican British rock star, Brook."

Dustin and Igor discuss Groundhog Day: the day, the film, and the truth.

They also talk about That '90s Show and Mythbusters, and Dustin continues his review of One Piece.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm

References: gossamer, and the Edge of Tomorrow.

"I think you shouldn't be touching strange humans either."

Dustin and Igor interview a salad about eggs, the bird flu, and produce. Dustin reveals his tips for "negotiating" at farmers markets, and then briefly reviews the first 200 episodes of One Piece.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm

References: ostrich egg, lightning, Burger King toys, and the cry of the Victreebel.

"Farmers markets are great! They're not just for old people—they're really not."