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Dustin and Igor have an existential crisis and discuss Microsoft's acquisition of Activision.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

"I got myriad problems, but a word ain't one."

Dustin and Igor discuss AI, running, David Goggins, and Birds Aren't Real.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: running study 1, running study 2, running article.

"Jeremy bought me a dozen queefs for Valentine's Day."

Dustin and Igor discuss life, current events, LEGO, aliens, and tapeworms.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: LEGO figure 1, LEGO figure 2.

"Abase yourself before you ablute yourself."

Dustin and Igor discuss intimacy, frustration, and mice.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

"I'm naked in the bathtub."

Igor talks about his new apartment and a trip to IKEA. Dustin shares a photo of his clock. They also discuss the trials and tribulations of living (in an apartment), and Spam's humanitarian efforts.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: Dustin's clock, Spam's T-shirt.

"I'm in a better place now."

Igor describes his latest journey from Ottawa to Porto. Dustin smells what the Rock is cooking and complains about a global lack of standards.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: Miracle Workers, Weird, American Horror Story, Mr. Green.

"I'm just going to start the rumor that's how it was, and maybe that'll be history one day."

Dustin and Igor summarize street suffixes; discuss dictionaries; bring up Barbenheimer, Nicolas Cage, and streaming; and confirm climate change.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: Kingston's by-law, South Stormont's by-law, street types, Giant's Causeway.

"The one trick that the Pope doesn't want you to know about."

Dustin and Igor go balls to the wall in their first in-person podcast episode.

They also begin the second Tournament of Things to decide once-and-for-all the best S&P 500 company logo.

Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: Stendhal syndrome.

"I'm definitely going to regress to my usual self."

Dustin and Igor finish the first (and reveal the next) Tournament of Things and raise concerns about the cleanliness of chickens and chocobos. They also discuss shipping, cage matches, Reddit, and Canadian content.

References: AI vote, Styrofoam-tastic, Spam Pizza.

"It's just an expression. Nobody actually showers in the mornings."

Dustin and Igor talk about Main Character Syndrome and the Spotlight Effect, mull over music, survive the wildfires, and express their favourite moments of season 2.

Dustin rants about stupidity, streaming culture, and the Spam Jam. He also concludes the "What Would Europe Do?" survey and brags about what landed in his toilet.

Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Farfetch'd v. Abra, Gastly v. Mewtwo, Dratini v. Jynx, Bulbasaur v. Pidgey, Jynx v. Pidgey, and Squirtle v. Jynx.

Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm

References: A-metric-a, Video & Arcade Top 10.

"Does it matter if there's mice living in my house?"