Welcome WWW

Dustin and Igor discuss V/H/S in the first Rogi's Random Reviews segment, await Deadpool & Wolverine, and plan to watch Rough Night. They also debate dish mats v. racks. Dustin creates a grease terrarium for his wild maggots and defends himself from a pack of pit bulls.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: movie randomizer, french fries.

"You know, there's no crack in there. It's not like you can slide your fingers in."

Dustin and Igor discuss haptic torture, learn to shuffle, and anxiously await Frog Holland in Uncharted 2.

They also begin the third Tournament of Things to decide once-and-for-all which special Pokémon has the best cry. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: WWWW on YouTube, walking AI, QWOP.

"If Uncharted 2 becomes the biggest box office hit of the decade, I'll eat a shoe."

Dustin and Igor finish the second (and reveal the next) Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

Igor reviews Captain Phillips and Finding Forrester. They also discuss Dustin's quest for his local butcher and the new generation.

References: new and opposite-of-improved State Street logo, Aflac Duck, first Aflac commercial, Japanese Aflac commercial, Monster Tour Water, Monster case study.

"People are people too."

Dustin and Igor remember Futurama and misremember The Simpsons Movie. Dustin also reviews Invincible. The two also discuss Malcolm Gladwell's Blink yet again.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: opposite George, average asian, Korean Conan, gibberish English, more gibberish English.

"I think the best I can hope for is that I can be a cautionary tale to future generations, so that they can lead a better life than I do."

Dustin and Igor get greasy, get smelly, chat chicken, and discuss Malcolm Gladwell's Blink again.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: Revisionist History, pothole pizza, cheese?

"Maybe that's like a subconscious fetish I have for things that start with M."

Dustin and Igor recount Count Binface and Count Chocula, blow some whistles, and discuss Malcolm Gladwell's Blink.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: Weetabix, rainboll.

"Canadians are getting dumber."

Dustin and Igor discuss television, politics, and movies. They also concoct a non-alcoholic beverage.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: cylindrical projection, Druk.

"I know it used to symbolize a penis, but what does it symbolize now?"

Dustin and Igor review The Super Mario Bros. Movie, again; remember how Sonic used to be; and lie about Pinocchio.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: DKC; Kirby, in the flesh; whale bird.

"He does have a swirly D."

Dustin and Igor discuss Neon King Genesis of the Hill Evangelion. Igor reviews the X-Men prequels. Dustin rants.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: Propane Genesis Evangelion, X-Men '97.

"Maybe I'm sexist, but I always think of a stereotypical, built, masculine figure."

Dustin and Igor canonize, beatify, and venerate the lesser known St. Patrick, not necessarily in that order.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm

References: St. Patrick, blue screen vs green screen.

"Everybody's going to hell, pretty much."