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Dustin and Igor discuss vibration irritants, Victorian slang, and Viking food. They also review Ride Along (2014) and select Sinister (2012) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Passing English of the Victorian Era, Hákarl, Brennivín.

"It's not worth bleeping out 'bitch' at this point. Everybody and their mother uses it."

Igor talks about his trip to North America and Dustin declines to go on a pilgrimage. They also review Trolls (2016) and select Ride Along (2014) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

"So you get your rum and coke, right in the cans."

Dustin and Igor discuss clothing tags, Dustin's quiet coat, irritants, cold vs hot, and sleeping. They also review Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) and choose Trolls (2016) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

"What's the difference between sleeping all the time and just being dead?"

Dustin and Igor discuss 物の哀れ, and their thresholds for sellers, products, and restaurants. They also review Old Yeller (1957) and choose Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: RTINGS, Chants of Sennaar.

"That one greek place down the road has goat brains; we're gonna go for that today."

Dustin and Igor discuss Dustin's fraud finale, cheese, tapeworms, and zombies. They also review Horse Girl (2020) and select Old Yeller (1957) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Tapeworm Fry.

"Don't trust people you don't understand."

Dustin and Igor discuss Dustin's Valentine's Day, review North Dallas Forty (1979), and select Horse Girl (2020) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Agbogbloshie, BarbarousKing.

"My date with the Indian guy and the sympathetic woman."

Dustin and Igor discuss greetings, suicide, nepotism, and sitcoms, and also review The Soloist (2009) and select North Dallas Forty (1979) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

"You broke your nail, and you wanna hang yourself... that's not good."

Dustin and Igor discuss moving and the TikTok ban, review Bad Santa (2003), and choose The Soloist (2009) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Birds Aren't Real.

"It's a good thing I don't go outside."

Dustin and Igor discuss more Canadian inventions, review Marauders (2016), and select Bad Santa (2003) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

"Nothing is better than something sometimes."

Dustin and Igor unwrap Spotify's "Wrapped for Creators", discuss more Canadian inventions, review The Princess Switch (2018), and select Marauders (2016) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Twin Dragons, The Princess Diaries.

"It's the Cambridge-Collins Brat Wars of 2025."