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Dustin and Igor discuss bad habits, haircuts, and expired documentation. Then they review Watchmen (2009) and select Hellraiser (1987) and Hellraiser (2022) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

"I haven't bought alcohol in a very long time now. I'm proud of myself. I've completely replaced it with energy drinks."

Dustin and Igor discuss canker sores, inventions, Marcel in the wild, and the King of the Hill continuation. They also review Brokeback Mountain (2005) and select Watchmen (2009) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

"It's not like if a yacht sees another yacht they must battle to the death."

Dustin and Igor smell and evolve. Dustin talks about the King of the Hill revival. Then they review Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) and choose Brokeback Mountain (2005) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

"I could be drinking turpentine."

Dustin and Igor ponder power creep. Dustin wants to see the Straw Hats fail, and the two give them a good sniff. They also review Fat Girl (2001) and select Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

"I don't like giving my full attention to anything."

Dustin and Igor homogenize humanity, talk to animals, and discuss social media comments. They also review Mighty Joe Young (1998) and select Fat Girl (2001) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Millennium Prize Problems.

"I'm a highly evolved form of human."

Dustin and Igor discuss engineering marvels and tight holes. They review Dumbo (1941) and select Mighty Joe Young (1998) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Maeslantkering, Bell Building, sewer celebration, Nutty Putty Cave.

"Tuvalu's gonna die in almost as many years as a long time ago they moved a building."

Dustin and Igor finish the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

They also review Airborne (1993) and choose Dumbo (1941) for the next random review.

References: Beast of Reincarnation.

"Gandhi would be proud."

Dustin and Igor discuss fingernails, toenails, and body dysmorphia. They also review Fanboys (2009) and select Airborne (1993) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Bogdanoff twins.

"I do let my toenails grow."

Dustin and Igor discuss Micronesia, therapy, original sin. Dustin doesn't want to be put on a pedestal. They also review Big Trouble in Little China (1986) and select Fanboys (2009) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Therapy Gecko, Eliza, Henry Symeonis.

"Every Chinese person knows kung fu."

Dustin and Igor discuss more irritants and the island nation of Tuvalu. They also review Sinister (2012) and choose Big Trouble in Little China (1986) for the next random review.

Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

"Things don't bother me. It's people that bother me."