Does de Blasio got chandeliers on the Cadillac he rides to City Hall, or would that be too much blaxploitation?

Domesticate your birds of prey, they'll hunt for your groceries. #FalconsSaveLives in this old pre-corona ep we dug up from the crates.

We on the train licking all the hand grips trynna catch some antibodies

We unveil a new seltzer flavor, an instant best seller. Welders x La Croix, where's our royalties for the collab?

What if we banned The Joker movie, but not for the graphic violence, but just cuz we were expecting a comedy... and other shit we talked about a while back and forgot to release lol

Bernie had madd motive to body Epstein.. at least he didn't go full Trudeau brown face on us. We also discuss awk shits at work at log length.

We figured out the secret origin of the New Yawk Italian accent, and it involves forceps and vaginas..

Pucker your buttholes, it's a whole new weapon in the war on terror

What if I told you Hollywood rom-coms like Forgetting Sarah Marshall are to blame for all these incel mass shooters?