We'll Get 'Em Next Time

Campin stories, classic goofs, bluffin for pink slips. Don't sleep on it.

Talk of prison art, lovers quarrels, and a slight pit stop into politics.

Just us kings talking about what it's like to reach celebrity status, parenting tips and tricks, and America's favorite beverage: coffee.

A rising tide lifts all boats. We are that tide. It goes without saying, but: you're welcome.

Our best work yet. Our magnum opus. Our claim to fame. Our beautiful love child reaching ultimate maturity and thriving in the world. Constantly ascending. Stay royal, kingz.

Getcha some crystals to hang from your wrist, you won't regret it.

PS the day after we recorded this, I accidentally threw my crystals in the river so I have to get new ones.

Standard hilarious goofs and bits. Our podcast is 18 years old so you can legally email us if you want! Drop us a line at [email protected]. If you're lucky, we might read your email on the air.
Stay stellar dudes.

Yancey is thinking about buying a boatorcycle. I'm experiencing the ups and downs of life.
I tried my best to bleep some of the foul language but it's darn near impossible to keep up.

Our podcast turns 16 today, and since it can now legally drive, Yancey bought a Toyota Tacoma to celebrate!
We talk about the weather, what it would be like if it rained salami and the grass was made out of women's breasts, and politics. Just the usual.

Stay spined up and tell your friends about the cast! Much love <3

It's pronounced, "swah-rey." It means, "an evening party or gathering, typically in a private house, for conversation or music." And that's what we did. My trials in love have been dynamic. Yancey has spent some time in the wilderness. Another level ascended.

I pray your ears joyfully marinate in the sonic journey of our creative juices.
2 kings, 1 morning cast. Lezzgo