We'll Get There, Don't Worry

We may have just solved a life long mystery of it not actually being Kaylee that's haunted and more just her grandparents' house that's haunted. This episode is some of the ghostly encounters from that house! Happy 31st episode everyone!! 👻😱

The only thing consistent with this episode is our unpreparedness, if I'm being honest. We recorded this three days later than usual and life pushed the release back a day. So happy October 13th (spookier dates are cooler for releases anyway, right?). This is an attempt at Harry Potter themed "Would You Rather...?", however, mostly it's tangents and there is a nice 20 minutes of political shit. We'll be back to your regularly scheduled, slightly better prepared, spookiness next week! ✨🖤

Moved some things around to get as much "spooky" content into October as we possibly can! Gods & Goddesses Series takes us to Egyptian mythology and while that's not really spooky, it's said pretty early on the mummification tied into their mythology gives us Halloween vibes. We go over more than just Anubis, but not nearly as many as there are since Egyptian mythology consists of over a hundred major and minor gods and goddesses. Happy Spooktober! 🖤

Finding out some fun things about the different magical beings that fall under the Fae umbrella. Also, large tangent on what demonic possession means to each of us. Kaylee, also, shamelessly talks about Richelle Mead books like they are the gospel (go read them!)! Death is a troll! Demons are goblins! Enjoy! 😘🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏽🧚🏾‍♂️

We dive back into the topic we have never ending conversations about. If you guessed Harry Potter, you're right. We go more in depth about the classes of Hogwarts and what classes we'd want to teach if we were professors. Also, a small break in Harry Potter filled with talking about Frozen about midway through. ✨⚡️

Bringing back the Astrology Series with a brief going over of our Black Moon Lilith placements. We get pretty personal with Danielle, interrupted by Ophelia's need for constant kisses and puppy excitement at being allowed to stay out during recording, and Kaylee feeling weird about having a daughter in school now. It's a rollercoaster ride of thought process as always! 🌑🖤

WE'RE BACK!!! We still have a chirping fire alarm in the background, we still need more sleep, and, of course, we still can't stay on topic. Originally planned for this to be all things Greek mythology (god and goddess wise), but Hades won and we went to the Underworld instead. Some of the less talked about in Greek mythology as far as gods and goddesses go, but also some of our favorites! Plus a bunch of random shit because we weren't just absent from you for a week, but from each other for actually two weeks. It starts a little weird, but we get and stay on topic eventually! 💙🖤

The plan was Anastasia and then we got sucked into a time vortex and we do still touch on Anastasia, but mostly the animated film 😅 This has been a horrible tribute episode and Anastasia deserved better, in real life and with this podcast. NOTE: We will be on a brief hiatus as the vortex (and work/travel) have made it impossible for us to record this week. We'll be back for all your listening pleasure the week after next! 🖤

It's Britney Bitch! We start this episode talking about Jamie Spears being a piece of shit; we end this episode, still thinking he's a piece of shit, but so fucking excited that he STEPPED THE FUCK DOWN!!!! We saw the news as we were just about to stop recording and it was fate (I think) that this happened the day we recorded our #FreeBritney episode! We left feeling happy and so fucking excited for this huge win for Britney!! Now just end the entire conservatorship all together and our girl will be completely free. But until then we celebrate this win for Britney and wish her nothing, but peace, love, happiness and of course FREEDOM! Love you to the moon, Britney! Still fully stand by how much of a slimy shit head Jamie Spears is and we are here for any other legal action Britney's new team plans to throw at that fucker! Team Britney Forever! ❤️‍🔥💖✨🌈🌸

We just start mentioning Harry Potter and then assume you guys will know when we say it's the things that bother us most that were left out of the movies that we mean from Harry Potter. Regardless of our poor speaking etiquette, this episode is all about Harry Potter; including some theories and a whole lot of us wishing they make a video adaptation of every detail from the books. If you find yourself wondering "is that my fire alarm chirping?", the answer is no (well probably not anyway), sadly we're the owners of the endless chirping fire alarm. Enjoy all the Harry Potter content! ⚡️🖤