We'll Get There, Don't Worry

We head back into our astrology series with looking at our Chiron placements to see what our wounded warrior placement has to say about our lives. Spoilers: it's accurate AF. We run a little long because shit starts getting real open and vulnerable and then gets a little depressing; so, needless to say, the sex talk at the end is strictly left in to lighten the mood a little bit. 😂

**Movie mentioned is actually She's Out of My League with Jay Baruchel**

We're trying to get back to the more normal content and swing of things that we're all more accustomed to. We started out Gods and Goddesses Series with Roman Mythology, which we realize we should have done Greek first, but don't worry, we'll get there! Spoiler Alert! Somehow we keep bringing up dicks, so you'll have that to look forward to! 😅

Trigger Warning: emotional abuse, physical abuse, mental illness, depression, PTSD, body dismorphia, substance use(abuse), and probably more.

If you are not in a good place mentally this episode may be better skipped. There are several times when laughter is happening strictly so we're not sobbing, not because anything in this episode is really lighthearted. Also, due to the sheer uncomfortableness we both feel when being so openly emotional with anyone really. If you've ever felt alone in dealing with any of these, just know you're not alone. We all struggle, sometimes in silence, but if you find the safe space for speaking up about what's been eating you up inside often times you'll find someone close to you dealing with similar battles. Hoping this finds you all well. Thanks for existing 💜

This episode is about 20% talking about dragons and 80% tangents that have nothing to do with dragons whatsoever. We absolutely could not stay on topic to save our lives this episode, so if you find yourself getting lost; don't worry, we were lost too! 😂🙃

We really needed an easy episode where we didn't have to use very much brain power, so why not talk about animals. Animals of Australia in particular because, let's be honest, they have some of the coolest -- scariest! -- ones out of everywhere else! Featuring animals you've probably all heard of, maybe some you haven't. Also featuring sounds of discomfort and real, in the moment, excitement from us both, several different voices from Kaylee, and NSFW dick comments (not sure how we got there if I'm being honest) towards the end. Here's to you, Aussies! 😘❤️‍🔥

The planets call us out quite a lot and there is a lot of laughing. Are we laughing to mask the pain? Probably. Is it still hilarious? We think yes! We read our entire natal charts (and more) off Co-Star this episode! ♒️♐️

The depression and sleep deprivation really make talking about vampires go on a wild ride! We start with some good folklore content on Vampires and end up at all the reasons Richelle Mead wrote the best Vampire YA novel to finally end with we probably forgot we were podcasting, definitely forgot we had a topic! 😂🙃

We talk about our personal beliefs on Kurt Cobain's death and the events surrounding it. We also watched Soaked In Bleach, Kurt Cobain: About A Son, and Kurt & Courtney, all of which are documentaries focused on this topic as well. It's a lot of conveying information gathered from the documentaries with our personal opinions scattered within for anyone unaware of the details within this conspiracy. We love Kurt Cobain a lot! ❤️‍🩹

If you think bringing notes to this episode would keep us on track, well get ready for a wild ride ahead in our first fully Harry Potter related episode! This was probably the hardest time we've ever had staying on track, but it's definitely full Harry Potter content! If you feel like Ron in the Prisoner of Azkaban whenever Hermione comes in: "where did she come from?"; the Harry Potter tangents get far far far off topic and sometimes there's no good transition point in editing. ⚡️✨

It's a lot of fawning over Megan Fox if we're being entirely honest! Contains all the spoilers for Jennifer's Body! If you haven't seen the movie and want to; proceed with caution. 🖤