Well Thanks For The Extremely Strong And At Times Offensive Opinions

The boys are back in town! Welcome back to Carmarthen’s #1 flat earth podcast. This definitely still weekly episode of the Well Thanks podcast is brought to you in times of dire need as a distraction from all the election coverage. Elliot gets his identity stolen three times and Steff dives into the Flat Earth dating community and discovers what exactly Kim Kardashian has done to invoke their wrath.

We recorded this when the election was announced so you’re guaranteed absolutely no topical election coverage.

Topics:

Identity theft

IKEA furniture hacks (check out the Lackrack)

#GE2017 :(

Top Facebook tips

Flat earth dating

The Juicero juicer

Man dressed as beer bottle is wanted by police over stolen pizzas

Twitter is Going Nuts For This Penguin Who Found Himself A Waifu

Simon Sinek again

Eurovision (check out our boi Dadi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Hx-Q1L89I)

Bonsai Kitten

Police floored by wrestling 999

This episode was brought to by Steff Davies, as usual. What a swell guy.

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This week the bois review Magic Mike, dig in to rubbish time capsules and a new use for God's favourite vegetable, the potato.

Cat charity shop sells electrician's £200 tools for £1

South Dakota man gets $190 fine for snake without leash

Boeing uses potatoes instead of people to test wi-fi

Felix Colgrave's harrowing drug story

'Double King' by Felix Colgrave

Corona's missing time capsules

Blue Peter time capsule dug up 33 years early

Steff's one good tweet

EDL/protestor photo

I'm onto you fingers

Pensioners claim store is ruining their trips to London

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The boys discuss their round earth theory again, leave Meal Deal Talk UK and listen to We Are The Champions

#bagelgate

People are sending pictures of their cooking to Gordon Ramsay to rate and it's glorious

Daniel Bryan EXPOSES A J Styles as a FLAT EARTHER

Nuclear submarine plans found in Welsh charity shop

We Are The Champions

Captain Disillusion: The Mandela Effect

/r/mandelaeffect

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The #1 Carmarthen-based Round Earth Theory podcast celebrate their 50th episode with special guest Steff Davies.

the pizzagate people and the flat earth people are fighting each other

Notorious Oregon pig known as 'Piggy Smalls' finally apprehended

Shinder

Teenager rejected for waitress job 'with crying emoji'

sounds like late stage capitalism but ok

Chizza

Sasquatch covered in marijuana leaves ruins meteorologist's live shot

Jimmy Onishi trying to pronounce Massachusetts State (Gaki No Tsukai)

The longest URL on the web, apparently: http://www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk

And don't forget to #free #all the boys

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The gang gets back together to discuss nazi hate crimes, tall people, preachy people, socks and more!

Richard Spencer takes a punch to the face

Watch Terrace House

PETA Asks Games Workshop to Ban 'Fur' from Warhammer Characters

Most popular twitter account in every country

Villager in China uses grenade to crack open walnuts for 25 years

 

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Steff accidentally heckles a comedian and uncovers a night club art heist, and Elliot gets deep into Mumsnet.

Gordon Ramsay being wholesome

More wholesome Ramsay

Worshipful Company of Information Technologists

Man stuck in coffee machine delays train

Snake on a plane cancels Emirates flight to Dubai

Man saves wife, child and huge slab of barbecue ribs from fire

PSNI warn parents about teenage text message 'codes'

I really struggle to get my head round weasels

I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys...

Steff's other good tweet

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Hello and welcome to 2017! This week the guys talk bulk Christmas gifts, a traditional Welsh coal fight and go down the garden path linguistically.

Links:

/r/wholesomememes

Man launches GoFundMe page to ‘protect Betty White from 2016’

Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire

 

The local news Elliot was going on about:

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/glangwili-staff-parking-plans-given-the-go-ahead/story-30020212-detail/story.html

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/welsh-government-confirm-start-date-for-llandeilo-bypass/story-30019867-detail/story.html

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/questions-over-orange-colour-of-carmarthen-s-former-infirmary/story-30015986-detail/story.html

 

'Uncontrollable' woman kicked police officer in the testicles after being thrown out of pub

Uncomfortable and unpleasant sentences

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Meat and potato pie 'sent into space' from Wigan

Methamphetamine found in racehorse Party Till Dawn 

Regime - Queenie

I think the vegan song Steff’s on about is called No Beef

Sisters for Sale

And the campaign Elliot was looking at this whole time

Adam Ruins Everything on food banks

 

Woman believed to be frozen to death in car turns out to be CPR mannequin

 

“Weaboo Black Mirror S***” (Gatebox)

If you haven’t watched ‘Her’ then you should

A Michigan Marxist Restaurant Closes After Failed Group Decisions and Long Sandwich Waits

Five-year plans for the national economy of the Soviet Union

MUNCHIES Guide to Wales: Making Welsh Sushi and Witnessing the Birth of a Sheep

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Money is meat is murder

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-38184599

Funday fooday: The correct way to prepare mini sausage rolls 

Why Google Translate won't help you build a car

Why Steff won't help you name your Chinese child

https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/this-girls-viral-chinese-baby-naming-site-is-full-of-stock-p?utm_term=.sc2w0b9DG#.acP8rW7ZA

Old people ruin everything, again

Leak and Prime Minister soup

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-leaks-theresa-may-orders-inquiry-into-leaked-leaking-document-a7456576.html

Friendly fan deconstructs Well Thanks Podcast 

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Smallest house in Great Britain

http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/quay-house-the-smallest-house-in-great-britain

 

Sad German Christmas Ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6-0kYhqoRo

 

Man deletes My Computer

http://imgur.com/6wj9ZeR

 

Gloucestershire chip and pin drug dealer jailed for seven years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-37386844

 

James O’Brien’s Mystery Hour

http://lbc.audioagain.com/presenters/6-james-obrien/368-the-mystery-hour-free

 

Toblerone Brexit

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/16/snp-politician-claims-toblerone-redesign-emblematic-of-devastati/

 

Black Mirror - Shut Up And Dance

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5709230/

 

I looked it up and the guy in the woods did actually play Jen’s non-magician boyfriend in The IT Crowd

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0063311/?ref_=tt_cl_t15

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