In 1919, a wicked big molasses tank in Boston's North End busted open, sending 2.3 million gallons of the sticky stuff racing through the streets at 35 mph. Twenty-one people got killed by what was basically a breakfast tsunami, proving that even in Beantown, you nevah know what's gonna get ya. The whole thing was caused by some company cutting cornahs on safety - typical! It took months to clean up all that gooey mess, and the neighborhood smelled like pancakes for decades. Talk about ya most embarrassing industrial disaster, kid.

In 1976, two American officers were brutally murdered with axes while trying to trim a tree in the Korean DMZ. America's proportional response? Deploy B-52 nuclear bombers, fighter jets, attack helicopters, an aircraft carrier, and nearly 1,000 heavily armed soldiers to wage the most expensive war on vegetation in human history. It took 42 minutes and millions of dollars to defeat one poplar tree, proving that nothing says "measured military response" quite like bringing thermonuclear weapons to a landscaping dispute.

Medieval doctors spent 1000+ years convinced that perfect health meant balancing four magical body fluids: blood, phlegm, yellow bile, and black bile. Got a headache? Drain some blood. Feeling sad? More bloodletting. Broken leg? You guessed it—bloodletting. They were so obsessed with bodily fluids that they turned medicine into organized torture, complete with mercury poisoning, skull drilling, and enough leeches to stock a horror movie. Somehow, patients occasionally survived!

Medieval popes proved that divine infallibility doesn't cure stupidity. One pope literally put a rotting corpse on trial (the corpse lost). Another declared war on cats, possibly causing the plague through sheer anti-feline spite. A legendary female pope made the Vatican so paranoid they allegedly started checking papal genitals before coronations. Turns out when you claim to speak for God, you can still make spectacularly idiotic decisions.

Medieval alchemists spent centuries trying to turn lead into gold and achieve immortality—goals that were completely impossible with their understanding of chemistry. Instead, they accidentally invented modern chemistry while poisoning themselves with toxic experiments, creating explosive compounds, and running elaborate cons on gullible nobles. From Arabic scholars to Isaac Newton, these "scientists" laid the groundwork for real chemistry through spectacular, consistent failure at their actual objectives.

Female gladiators (gladiatrices) existed in ancient Rome for over 200 years despite social disapproval. These women - both slaves and wealthy nobles - chose sword-fighting over domestic life, trading security for fame and independence. Famous fighters like Amazon and Achillia became celebrities. Though male writers criticized them, archaeological evidence shows they were honored like male gladiators. They prove women have always refused limiting gender roles when given the chance.

In 1318, clerk John Deydras claimed he was England's rightful king, switched at birth with Edward II. His proof? His devil-possessed cat told him. Hundreds believed him and joined his shadow court, fed up with Edward II's disastrous reign. Deydras was executed for treason in 1319, but his movement exposed the deep unpopularity that would doom Edward II seven years later when his own wife overthrew him.

High school history teacher Christina Sirignano digs up the wildest disasters, epic failures, and jaw-dropping chaos from the past. From medieval imposters to royal catastrophes, discover the ridiculous human moments your textbook left out. History is messier than you think, and way more entertaining than you learned in school.

Todd and Joe talk Justice League: dawn of Justice. We are saddened by the death of Macolm Young, and Joe goes shopping for a new car.

Todd made a mistake and forgot to publish an episode last week. Bonus for you: You get a double episode this week. The conversation is monstrous, and a lot of fun, enjoy!