March single file to hide those numbers and screech like no one is watching. You derserve it! This week we find a fossil of a man inside a dinosaur, sweet irony! A joker wannabe beheads his bunk mate, and we talk about a certain club in town who is "tuggin" at our heartstrings by vaccinating Vegas. *wink wink*

It's a sticky episode this week! Think of that movie The Blob, but make it molasses. Throw in some crushed buildings, stuck children, and dead horses and ya got yourself quite a tale.

In the dark future of America, it is filled with sugary snacks, fedoras, and weird nipple straps. This week an old friend makes another appearance, the violent Pokemon gangs are banned from Target, and Chance officially challenges Bobby Flay. Fight him, you coward.

Have at thee Kid Rockers! Cops had to duck and cover from Sir Colostomy the Mad Mage of Tennessee, and a vagrant collected an unknown amount of brown only to slam dunk it on an innocent woman. Hope y'all are ready for tales of mayhem, cause brother it's gettin' heavy in here!

A morbid and gruesome end to an innocent person looking for love. Our Serial Saturday may be hard to process for some, but we invite you in to our cautionary tale. Good luck.

The cyclists finally turn on their own in downtown Vegas....nerds. We get the scoop on the great Josh fight of 2021, another pretentious newborn cracks the earth, and a Colorado man chose horseshoe as his starting weapon. Also, the dollar store gets a surprise from the church in the form of a southern trailer park fake millionaire. Yee Yee darlin!

Ever wondered what would happen when a large piece of metal flying at 120mph skips across a crowd of people? Hint: it includes 14 decapitations.

We've been reunited! We are 75% vaccinated and stronger than ever. This week we talk about the sludge taking over Florida, a man practices his bedroom moves on a tree, and a gang of Turkeys stalk the streets lookin for blood. Gobble gobble.

This week we cover one of the  strangest tales of murder so far on the show, revisit our old mafia pal, and go on an i-spy adventure for a fighter's finger. Thumbs up baby boy, it's hot in the octagon.