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Keanu and Ashton have brought more reviews to review and this week they have decided to do away with themes. Keanu brings to light the fact that there are Arby's dice sets for Dungeons and Dragons and it blows Ashton's mind, then Keanu retells a violent story of them attempting to get into Ska music. Ashton has another iconic review and his moustache comes to life when he becomes Tom for our weekly travel.

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This week the reviews that we review stem from Davie street. Keanu reveals their burning hatred of Arby's and Ashton discusses the differences between a Browns, a Moxies, and a Montana's. "I Know What I Heard" is back again this week and Keanu tries to convince everyone and themselves that they have a "new segment". 

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More review reviews! Keanu and Ashton zoom in on Yaletown this week. Ashton loses his mind over people cooking their own brunch (again) and then loses his mind over a whole heaping helping of J. Cole slander. Keanu tries out a new segment (for real this time) and then flubs an old new segment. 

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It's a Pizza PARTAY, Keanu throws out hypotheticals that make no damn sense and Ashton has his trust betrayed. We Travel with Tom and the listener-submitted reviews keep coming! 

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Just so many explicit warnings here, Keanu and Ashton do a deep dive on Vancouver coffee shops, the two discuss the astonishing speed of Ashton's erections and their link to his early life heart surgeries. They also dive into a slightly more lighthearted topic, like bathroom availability based on class. Keanu tries to make "Gelp its a Google" a thing and we have another listener-submitted review.  
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In this episode, we zero in on Kitsilano, and its upscale dining, Keanu tells us how Browns Social House got their name, Ashton takes Tom's Travels to Oslo and then Venice and Keanu fully stumps Ashton in this week's "I Haven't Seen It".

This is Welp its a Yelp, we have everything from high drama to low brow comedy, come on in and take a wild ride with Ashton and Keanu. 

We're sticking with the themes and this one is breakfast.  Ashton rants about cooking brunch for assholes while Keanu discovers that they now need a novelty Shrek dildo in their life. Tom's Travels is back and Ashton is unable to read a simple sentence without breaking down completely and Keanu stumps Ashton with this week's "I Haven't Seen It". 

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This week Keanu forgets Ashton's name as the two ponder the moral implications of yelping about every damn restaurant. Ashton reminisces about the now-closed restaurant Bestie and they both get caught off guard early on by the SQUISH. 

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Another week, another themed episode. Keanu and Ashton focus on South Fraser. Be warned, most of the episode takes place deep inside the racist zone (that's the zone where racist yelps and yelpers live). We talk about inflation and the bullshit idea that Asian cuisine should be cheap. We make a brief stop with Tom and his Travels and once again Ashton hasn't seen a movie. 

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