Nothing points out the failure of humanity and knowledge quite like this episode. We struggle to understand our fears of Robots and AI but come to realize it might be for the better. Russian robot escapes, favourite movie robots, slaves to the phone and losing our jobs to computers are just some of the fun topics we discuss.

Super volcanoes are like normal volcanoes, just more super. Can't get a better explanation then that. These ticking time bombs are scattered around the world just waiting to fuck up the day of everybody on Earth. The guys lay out the scary facts about volcanoes, the destruction they can cause and some great cooking tips for hot holes.

The aliens are here and they want your genitals! Why? Let's find out. Listen to Brandon go off the deep end with his favourite topic of all time: Aliens. Ever since Brandon watched E.T. as a kid he has been obsessed with the idea of aliens and has delved very deep into the world of alien abductions, ufo sightings and secret government cover-ups. You're going to learn a lot of whacky information on this episode.

We also talk about Dutch family preparing for the end of the world, KISS playing for sharks, 6-year-old Youtube Millionaires and Tom Delonge's adventures in UFOs. At the end of the episode we invite our friend Steve to join us to tell us about his sighting of "The Erie Lights".

The madness of 2020 continues with the outbreak of the Coronavirus (insert Corona joke here). Episode 03, Viruses & Diseases, neglected to mention the newly sprouted virus and we believe it's our duty as paranoid dummies to get the facts to you as they happen. 

You might want to stock up on face masks, hand cream and adult diapers after this episode. We try our best to discuss the scary world of Viruses, Bugs and Diseases but science gets the best of us again. Lyme disease conspiracies, Zombies and Ancient Viruses are just some of the hot points.

We also get caught up talking about Tom Delonge and UFOs again (thanks Brandon), a quick read of a famous alien encounter in Kentucky and Tyler's Jeep VS The Deer.

Recorded back in September 2019

Let's kick the Apocalypse meter up a notch or two and discuss a heavy hitter (quite literally). Comets, Asteroids and all matter of space rocks are careening across the atmosphere of this episode and colliding with our paranoid minds. What are we going to do about it? Has it happened before? Do we need to send Bruce Willis to space?

On top of these killer space rocks we also discuss some horrible actions done by horrible people in this doomed world. Cock buddies, Nazi Turtles and my girlfriend's UFO sighting. At the end of the episode we open our favourite guide to extraterrestrials and discuss a case.

2020 is upon us and so far it's a headless horseman riding a headless horse through a level-5 shit storm. It's good for business! Our first 6 episodes have been pre-recorded in the previous few months so we felt the need to get into the studio and release something touching on the first 2-weeks of 2020.

We chat about the Pickering nuclear oops, personal experiences with fire and scary people with power. We finish it all off with a classic read from "The Field Guide to Extraterrestrials"

Recorded Jan 11 2020

It's our first episode so let's talk about something we all know (or don't know): Climate Change. It's a hot topic right now, mostly because the world appears to be on fire. Brandon and Tyler get into the thick of it and discuss the horrifying scenarios we could land ourselves in thanks to Climate Change.

We also discuss Greta Thunderbird, eating credit cards and green super villains. 

Recorded October 2019

Theme Song:

Crumbling Castles - King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard