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College. It's different for everyone, yet it seems like we all had the same experiences.

This week, Colin tells amazing stories about living on frat row with 30 different people, while Sierra explains how she lived her entire freshman year 'substance free.' Join us as we talk about how much chocolate a dog can safely eat, Colin's unexpected visitor, and poorly-thought-out highschool mascots. 

One of the human race's most notable traits is their astounding ability to believe literally anything they damn well please. New World Order? Go to DIA. Lizard people? There's a book about it. 

In this episode, we visit Sierra's Conspiracy Corner and attempt to cover up some of the world's biggest conspiracies. Colin unironically compares the world population of lizards to redheads, while Sierra celebrates skinny legend, Blucifer. Jump on board and hold on, cause the doors are closing and we WON'T be stopping for Concourse A.

Memory is a tricky thing. It's even trickier when you're dumb, in the public eye, or a politician. Or all of those things at once.

This week Sierra learns about the Tea Party (not the Boston one) while Colin explains different situations involving false memories. Join us as we discuss dead grandparents, Sinbad, and Colin's fear of the hospital. P.S. Grandma is in the windchimes. 

Welcome to Sierra’s Wonderful Bag of Bonus Episodes! Ever see a weird YouTube title and immediately click on it? Ever wonder how people come up with products to sell? Well, now you can hear it in action!

First, we play Clickbait Roulette. A game first created by Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita on their podcast, Jenna & Julien, Clickbait Roulette consists of very tiny and annoying pieces of paper with different people, doing different things, with some sort of clickbait word, (aka, *INTENSE*) randomly picked by us! Dr. Phil won a 2020 olympic gold medal, Mothman was robbed at knifepoint, and a homeless man jumped off a bridge and somehow lived. 

Next, we play Snake Oil. One of us creates a product, while the other one decides if they want to buy it. Colin pitches his  belly-ball product, while Sierra tries to figure out if it’s worth it. Shark Tank, we’re coming for you.

Jared Leto is not only a notable and award-winning actor, but is also the leader of a cult revolved around his long-forgotten band, 30 Seconds to Mars. Yeah, a cult.

Colin learns about Jay Leno while Sierra talks about Mars Island, a place where you can go spend more money than you'll ever make in your life, all to sleep in a tent and get a cool tattoo the next day. Join us as we discuss weird method acting, what the word captive actually means, and how Sierra lost one of her first teeth.

Vernon, Florida, is home to some very special people with very special ideas. What were those ideas? Insurance fraud. 

Sierra learns that you can lose arm to other things besides sharks and machinery, while Colin talks about a subset of people that tried to take advantage of the American health care system. Join us as we talk about different methods needed to shoot your hand off, Sierra's dreams of becoming a gay nightclub DJ, and what *should've* started the gun reform movement.

Food. We need it to survive, but somehow, consuming it got turned into a sport. Why? We will probably never figure it out. 

Colin learns about the man who built a career out of destroying his own body, while Sierra talks about how much food is too much food. Join us as we discuss the proper way to slide a hotdog down your throat, a Broadway show about pie eating, and Joey Chestnut's exclusive sauces.

From birds to elephants, poop is the one thing that we have in common with the animal kingdom. But does studying it come at a price? We're not even sure anymore.

Sierra rants about corn while Colin tells horrible dad jokes and expands on some *crappy* research. (Get it?) Join us as we talk about a topic that probably most podcasts have never covered! 

LuLaRoe is a women-centered, horrible print selling business with enough mis-matched patterned leggings and shirts for every millennial that wants to spice up their wardrobe. The problem? All of it.

Colin learns about this suspicious pyramid scheme while Sierra expresses her deep desire to go to a Mary Kay party. Join us as we talk about Sierra's highschool bully, how sales tax probably works, and the mystifying world of Facebook selling parties! 

Buster Keaton was a man who hated peach trees, loved trains, and definitely should've died a lot earlier in his life than he did.
Sierra learns about vaudeville performers and the price of trains while Colin talks about Buster Keaton, a man who seems to have lived for way too long. We talk about gender reveal parties, the strength a child needs to pick up a brick, and how one man wrecked an entire river with a train.