We're Not Critics Podcast - formerly Movie Pain or Pleasure

Cold winter weather getting you down? New Year's resolutions not working out the way you'd hoped? Well, snuggle in with your favorite drink and favorite person, and check out our favorite films from 2022. These movies got us through the end of the year and started 2023 with a bang (or the roar of a tiger).

Just because you can genetically re-create dinosaurs doesn't mean you should...just like...well, like being able to re-imaging the "Jurassic Park" movies doesn't mean you should. We teeter-totter on whether Jurassic World: Dominion is a guilty pleasure, hate watch, or somewhere in between. One thing we agree on: Tyrannosaurus Rex never stops being cool. 

What started as an assumed hate watch quickly turned into legitimate love for a legitimately good movie that shows what true godliness looks like without proselytizing. "Where Hope Grows" is a feel-good drama introducing us to break out star David DeSanctis and...William Zabka! We could watch this movie over and over again.

Is the 2020 "Most Dangerous Game" REALLY an adaptation of Richard Connell's classic story, or was someone trying to skirt around paying Stephen King rights to "The Running Man?" We discuss.

ANOTHER Pinocchio? Look, we love the story about the little wooden boy like anyone else, but when will it end? We delve into the pros, cons, and questions about this kinda creative/kinda annoying adaptation of the classic Italian tale.

Home is where the heart is. But sometimes our hearts fall for another place we see on the screen. We share fifteen mostly fictional places we'd love to live in if we could travel into TV and movies.

The 1980s were a time of excess, greed, and....reindeer cocaine? We review "Santa Claus the Movie," starring an adorable Dudley Moore and the hammiest we've ever seen John Lithgow. 

This much anticipated (was it though?) follow-up to the cult classic "A Christmas Story" was as disappointing as a visit to Santa at Higbee's department store. It was full of missed opportunities and follow-through on plot lines. Listen to us rant like Ralphie's dad about what irked us, although there were a few moments that were in the spirit of the original.

Sometimes movies can be a pleasant surprise. We thoroughly enjoyed this sweet, wholesome, and very funny Adam Sandler movie that was made as..well..as a joke. It's the perfect movie to get you into the Halloween spirit or as a palate cleanser from all the horror movies we know you've been watching.

We found this "Never Back Down" sequel just revolting. Join us as we fight our way through a tiresome hate watch.