We're On The Same Page

In this episode, there are children in cages, exploitative SJW t-shirts, and not enough recycled bags; Glenn and Cadence give us the cold shoulder; Lindsey spends most of the episode describing the cocktail she invented.

Lindsey drinks scotch, and reveals a deep dark secret; Sarah drinks gin, and opines on the virtues of pet ogres; we spend at least 10% of this podcast talking about the book.

In this episode, we discuss The Machine Stops, and muse about the perennial quandary: If Obama gave a speech and no one talked about it on Twitter, did it really happen? We also give advice to all our underage listeners about how to order bourbon at a bar so as not to get carded.

We talk about the fabulous Jonathan Van Ness's (of Queer Eye) new memoir, Over The Top; Sarah drinks a variety of beverages and eats cheese; Lindsey makes up a drink as spicy and complex as Jonathan; we do our best to wrap our heads around gender fluidity.

Sorry for my subpar audio, Glenn and Cadence; we'll be back to our crystal-clear selves next episode. In this episode, we talk about the incredibly complex and moving novel Tell The Wolves I'm Home; Sarah tries to drink gin, but runs out; Miles Davis seeks connection, love, and acceptance from us; we have epiphanies; we really like this book.

Just in time for Halloween (unless you're a patron), we talk about Ghosted with Glenn and Cadence; Sarah explores new hard seltzers, while Lindsey switches to gin; we all figure this out together.

We aren't perfect humans. We don't say everything perfectly. So, we wanted to clarify a few things from the last episode.

In our inaugural episode, we introduce ourselves; we introduce the NSA agents assigned to surveil our fascinating repartee; we do pro bono product placement for two different brands of hard seltzer; and, mostly, and most importantly, we talk about the wonderful novel, Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine.