We're So Off-Topic

And we’re back! After a long and much needed break, Dan and Dorie have returned to just chat about life. That’s right, no topic tonight, just a candid conversation that goes wherever the wind takes it! It’s good to be back. 

Ladies and bitches, we’ve made it to the grand finale! To celebrate the special occasion, Dan and Dorie ring in Pride Month with their hot takes on the reason for the season, and along the way they’ll take online quizzes that test how gay they are, and what’s wrong with them! This special episode is full of laughter and love, and Dan and Dorie want to thank everyone who’s been along for the ride!

Get ready to talk about games, y'all! This week on the pod, Dorie and Dan discuss the wildness of Stretch Panic, Dan's brief basketball career, and censorship in video games! Get ready to hear the spectrum of Dorie and Dan's video game knowledge while also... picking whose dodgeball team you'd be on? It's an interesting one y'all! 

Start spreading the news! This week on the podcast, Dan and Dorie are talking about musicals! As they discuss their favorite show tunes, they’ll go on tangents about inappropriate children’s content, long-winded jokes in movies and cartoons, and even talk about their given topic! If you want musical hot takes, Dan and Dorie spill them in spades!

Here comes the podcasters, all dressed in… something that rhymes with podcasters. This week on the podcast, Dan and Dorie talk about getting hitched! While they discuss popping the big question, dresses and suits, they’ll also talk about the Met Gala, do a little roleplay, and other unmentionable things!

This week on the pod, Dorie and Dan talk about man’s best friend! Pets, from cats and dogs, to lizards, to chimpanzees ripping people’s faces off! While they discuss their love for their furry friends, they’ll go down a rabbit hole of those crazy in-app advertisements, go on long-winded tangents that are (appropriately) off-topic, and talk about a thousand ways to die!

The day has come! Dorie has the full upper hand over Dan! In this extra special episode, Dan and Dorie finally unite in person to talk about their favorites TV show, the cult classic Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Together, they’ll talk about their favorite moments, and get tested by special guest star, Aiyana!

This week on the pod, Dorie and Dan get existential, and talk about the vast cosmos! Along the way, they’ll talk about inter-dimensional space aliens, how Pluto IS in fact a planet, and their relationship with the vast unknowableness of outer space and humanity’s ultimate destiny. Oh, and Dan’s allergies try to kill him. 

This week on the pod, Aiyana is back, here to talk animation with Dan and Dorie! Together, the three of them talk about their favorite adult cartoons, and on the way, do their best character impressions, as well as talk about sci-fi and even hypothetical earth-like planets with their own evolutionary history, for some reason!

This week on the podcast, Dan and Dorie talk about all things animation! Listen as they discuss the inappropriate anime they watched as children, and beloved anime movies, as well as discuss the validity of animated films in movie awards! Later, they’ll discuss the cartoons they grew up with, and their controversial creators!