We're Too Literary

We did it. We watched the first four episodes of this...show.

It's not Scooby-Doo. It's probably not supposed to be. But we're gonna make it an actual Scooby-Doo show. Join us as we discuss how we would re-write this whole series in a way feels true to the dynamic of the original Mystery Gang.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

Fifteen years after becoming one of the natives, Jake Sully has settled in the suburbs with his wife and kids, only to find the idyllic life weighing him down. In his moments of solitude, he finds himself wild with flights of passion for a world he doesn’t know and a life he has never lived. But these are mere moments before the monochromatic prism that is his life brings him back to reality…

Until the stars begin to fall…

Oh yeah, and there’s a pretty cool space whale.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

Convenient twin death!

Space Cats!

Watch as John Smith Jake Sully travels to Pandora to take his twin brother’s place to woo Pocahontas Neytiri and save the Na’vi from the colonizers!

All this AND MORE! In James Cameron’s Avatar!

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

This month we dive into a disaster of a Christmas movie called 'Fatman.'

From the ridiculous plotline of a mobster-like child hiring a hitman to kill Santa Claus, to the absurd writing that claimed this movie was a dark comedy and also made the hitman seem like the good guy until the very end, we have a lot to say about this movie.

So grab some cookies and milk (or a bottle of your favorite alcohol to numb the pain), and join us as we tear apart this poor excuse for a dark comedy. Trust us...you won't want to miss this trainwreck of a movie.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

In 2600 B.C. the hierarchy of the DC Universe changed. In 2022 it changed again…

Maybe?

Intergang makes their explosive debut on screen with technology and weapons that rivals nations. It’s only a matter of time before they’re able to integrate kryptonite into their weaponry.

Wait, no… that’d make more sense.

Watch as Dwayne Johnson explodes onto the scene (and through several walls because it’s funny) as he finally brings Black Adam to the big screen!

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

Captain Pete Mitchell has spent his career chasing the edge and running from responsibilities. Now, at the verge of being retired, his old friend Iceman calls him in for one more mission that only Maverick is uniquely equipped to handle. Of fucking course.

Let’s take flight! Jaw-dropping visuals keep you immersed in the action as you watch the broad strokes of Top Gun play out again.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

The incredible true* story of one of the greatest musical artists of our generation!

Follow along as we delve into the details and share with you some of our favorite rumors and theories from the mysterious life of Al Yankovic.

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DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

We've all had bad nights but Miles takes home the trophy on this one! Some cheap beer and some zingers about a troll’s mother leaves him with a nasty hangover and some pistols bolted on! No big deal, we've all been there. Now he's in for the fight of his life as he tries to climb the SKIZM leaderboards.

Join us this week as we dive into Guns Akimbo! A movie starring Daniel Radcliffe and Samara Weaving.

This movie was a trip and we can't wait to tell you our thoughts on it.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

Come little writers

We'll take thee away

Into a land of enchantment

Where we'll consume your souls and use them to feed our creativity that will last for an eternity!

Muahahaha! Just kidding!

Hang out with us this week on another exciting episode of We're Too Literary.

If you couldn't tell by the parody song, we're discussing Hocus Pocus 2 this week. Just in time for All Hollow's Eve!

We hope you enjoy!

Happy Halloween! 🎃

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

When your Evil Stepmother™️ is keeping you down, Ted has your back! A little compassion, a little kindness, and this [redacted] will light your path and your enemies with his patent-pending hands of light.

Watch along as our fearless Heroine fumbles to save the day and earns herself the titular Bloodstone so that she can order the Man Holding a Cane to clean up her mess. No, seriously, nobody has names in this thing. 🤣

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.